The Return of the Pants Friday Question of the Week: Drunks
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HereComesPete
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If that was anyone but you I'd imagine a big heifer jumping on.
As it is you she probably weighed about six stone and you collapsed purely because you've got less meat on you than a bread-stick does.
Still, lady boss showing more than necessary care and attention is good. You'd best milk that wound for all it's worth and get some flowers for the chick with the bruised chin. That's sensitive that is, I read about it in a book once.
As it is you she probably weighed about six stone and you collapsed purely because you've got less meat on you than a bread-stick does.
Still, lady boss showing more than necessary care and attention is good. You'd best milk that wound for all it's worth and get some flowers for the chick with the bruised chin. That's sensitive that is, I read about it in a book once.
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I could write a book!
That fat chick the other girlies go out drinking with isn't really their friend, she's there to make them look/feel better. Unfortunately they are the ones who insist on sticking together as a group and oten utter the phrase 'we left the house together, so we'll go home together won't we!
However, any competent wingman can divert these chunky cock blockers so their mates can snare the lookers for a shag.
Those men who aren't so picky can mine sweep a club at kicking out, not for discarded drinks but for fatties who are crying and alone, dumped by the wingmen who don't fancy poking the fat chick.
Usually a box of cheesy chips or 'bab meat and garlic sauce is enough to get a sweaty hand job in the taxi home. If you're after a roll in the lard though, always take the taxi to hers because you don't want her knowing where you live.
Chickenz - going the gym is good. Swimming is good. Maybe cut down on the troughing of the food too?
editz - disclaimer - I have never been the guy taking home the fat chick. Honest!
That fat chick the other girlies go out drinking with isn't really their friend, she's there to make them look/feel better. Unfortunately they are the ones who insist on sticking together as a group and oten utter the phrase 'we left the house together, so we'll go home together won't we!
However, any competent wingman can divert these chunky cock blockers so their mates can snare the lookers for a shag.
Those men who aren't so picky can mine sweep a club at kicking out, not for discarded drinks but for fatties who are crying and alone, dumped by the wingmen who don't fancy poking the fat chick.
Usually a box of cheesy chips or 'bab meat and garlic sauce is enough to get a sweaty hand job in the taxi home. If you're after a roll in the lard though, always take the taxi to hers because you don't want her knowing where you live.
Chickenz - going the gym is good. Swimming is good. Maybe cut down on the troughing of the food too?
editz - disclaimer - I have never been the guy taking home the fat chick. Honest!
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