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    *  SacredSperm said "thanks for the heals, folke. Cashtard, take some valium and relax. You are in the ULC. Everything is mellow here, even the faggorts." (03-13 20:42 GMT)

pfft, Cashtard

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You fire at bRave for 10 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 2 points of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.

Only funny because he's an "Enemy of 5punk"

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Brobbins, Grimmie and Dog Pants running around Payon Dungeon yesterday as zombies.  Everyone yelling "BRAHAH! ZAMBAH!"

this made me lol

* Nathan Wild said "*Hic* Hhhhhiiiiiiiiiighhhh!!! Get Higher, baby!" (04-27 04:31 BST)
* Nathan Wild said "Hiiiiiiiiiiigh *hic* Get Higher......Grrrrrrrrrllllllllll....*hic*" (04-27 04:32 BST)
* Nathan Wild said "do-do-do-do-do-dodododooooooo BASE!!!! *Hic*" (04-27 04:32 BST)
* Nathan Wild said "COME ON Sinnnggitwithmenow!" (04-27 04:32 BST)

lol HARD

cashy wrote:this made me lol

* Nathan Wild said "*Hic* Hhhhhiiiiiiiiiighhhh!!! Get Higher, baby!" (04-27 04:31 BST)
* Nathan Wild said "Hiiiiiiiiiiigh *hic* Get Higher......Grrrrrrrrrllllllllll....*hic*" (04-27 04:32 BST)
* Nathan Wild said "do-do-do-do-do-dodododooooooo BASE!!!! *Hic*" (04-27 04:32 BST)
* Nathan Wild said "COME ON Sinnnggitwithmenow!" (04-27 04:32 BST)

lol HARD

haha, fucking genius

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    *  Nathan Wild said "Know anywhere in this damnable city where a chap can get a pack of bacon?" (04-28 15:27 BST)
    * Nathan Wild said "Or condoms, for that matter?" (04-28 15:27 BST)
    * Jake Davis said "No condoms, but the FAK can get rid of infections from zombie bites, syphilis, gonorrhea or chlamydia." (04-28 15:29 BST)
    * Nathan Wild said "alas, no cure exists for acholohlism, religion, or stupidity" (04-28 15:35 BST)

i like this guy

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    *  RomanTotale said "Grimmie, you're round." (05-12 21:50 BST)
    * Dog Pants said "I may be round but I'm still in good shape." (05-13 01:16 BST)
    * Dog Pants said "Oh wait, you said Grimmie. Get the beers in Grimmie you fat bastard." (05-13 01:17 BST)

I fucking adore UD for moments like these.

lol and people say i cant read

well done mr Grimmie

# Dog Pants said "Ooh, just noticed that I killed my 50th zombie today. This calls for a beer!" (05-25 08:49 BST)
# Brobbins said "*touches Dog Pants with the 'special' stick*" (05-25 17:03 BST)
# A flare was fired 3 blocks to the west and 9 blocks to the south. (05-25 17:58 BST)
# RomanTotale said "Careful with that stick. It's sticky." (05-25 18:11 BST)

ha
hahah
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thanks, I needed a good laugh.

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#  RomanTotale said "The first Matlon 5punk podcast is due soon I feel." (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
# 26.78 MHz: "Werd to all your mothers" (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
# 26.78 MHz: "Is anybody out there? If so your listening to Radio Trect. Im your host, Trect!" (2 hours and 4 minutes ago)

Wooo I'm famous!

# Dog Pants said "I've tuned my radio to this transmitter's frequency. I wonder if I'll get feedback..." (6 hours and 37 minutes ago)
# 26.78 MHz: "5punk FM, coming in your ears!" (6 hours and 37 minutes ago)
# Dog Pants said "Hmmm, seems not."

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A zombie said "HABBHAnARng gHAnHGRZ"
LordGrimmie said "BAD ZOMBIE. NO BISCUIT."
LordGrimmie killed a zombie.

Pfffft. Made funnier by the fact it was FatherJackZ.

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There is a dead body here. It smells strange. It's Anhamgrimmar.

Roman Totale wrote:
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There is a dead body here. It smells strange. It's Anhamgrimmar.

alright, thats enough. i'm disgusted in these PC times, that we cant all just get along, despite my personall hygiene problems

Is the pub crawl dead?

or is there another conquest for us to attempt?

woot, radio installed, generator fueled

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Somebody has spraypainted AR MNHRBBHA hHRMZRZHARZ bHARZHG HRZR aMNMN HGhHA a onto a wall.

Roman Totale wrote:

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Somebody has spraypainted AR MNHRBBHA hHRMZRZHARZ bHARZHG HRZR aMNMN HGhHA a onto a wall.

Arf!

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