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Roman Totale
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by Roman Totale » October 6th, 2010, 19:24
Dirk wrote: I sure hope one of us has an eye on the door so we know what all that noise is!
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by Roman Totale » October 7th, 2010, 17:01
Dirk wrote: I guess it must have been the wind.
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by Roman Totale » October 7th, 2010, 17:27
Actually I shall switch to the Shiver comms to see if I can pick up anything they're squawking about.
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by Dog Pants » October 7th, 2010, 18:20
Shivers wrote: ...and I said "It's only faaabulous if you're the one underneath"...
..hahahahaha...
...Okay, heads up. No fucking about this time, I got a right bollocking off the SOCO for that wig last time. Been half an hour since the call so the psycho's probably gone, but lets not get lazy. Take your Stun Batons off twirl. Gomez, cover with the Beater. If you've got anything live keep 'em away unless we find something...
...*crashing and shouting*...
...Clear...
...Clear...
...Clear...
...Found the stiff boss. Psycho got 'im...
...Haha, a fucking Doobrie. Watch this...
...GAAAAAAAAAAHFUCKFUCKFUCKGEDDITOFFMEGEDDITOFFME*BLAMBLAMBLAM*AAAAAAAAAAAH!...
...Hahahahahahahahahahaha...
...Fucking Doobrie got you there! Hahahahahaha!...
...Assholes...
...Shit sarge, I think the thing did it...
...What the shit...
...The Doobrie?...
...Okay, pull back and cordon. Keep it fucking shut. I'm calling the Cap.
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by Roman Totale » October 7th, 2010, 18:25
Wait, what? Are they in another apartment in this block?
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by Dog Pants » October 7th, 2010, 18:30
They're not in the one you're in.
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by Roman Totale » October 7th, 2010, 18:38
Dirk wrote: Hello, hello? SLA Ops squad here on the [insert correct floor] floor - we have another body here, also killed by a Doobry. What the hell is going on?
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by deject » October 7th, 2010, 18:52
Oh man, maybe it's like Snakes on a Plane, only it's Doobries in the Apartment Block, they release a bunch of killer Doobries to assassinate the target and damn the collateral damage.
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by Grimmie » October 7th, 2010, 19:11
Oh me oh my. This is confusing. Grimmie tugs a finger off the doobry he shot and tosses the body into the corner of the room.
This'll make a nice necklace :D
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by Dog Pants » October 7th, 2010, 19:21
Shivers wrote: Fuck. Erm, Ops! We dunno man, Sarge is on the phone.
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by Roman Totale » October 7th, 2010, 20:02
Dirk wrote: What floor are you on? I'm coming down.
I'm going to see what they know and see if we can work out what piss is going on.
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by Dog Pants » October 7th, 2010, 20:15
Shivers wrote: Erm, we're on fourteenth.
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by Roman Totale » October 7th, 2010, 22:14
I shall jog down/up to the 14th floor and have a look see:
Detect: 5,5,+8 = 18
Dirk wrote: Can someone tell me what happened here? My name is Dirk from SLA squad Five Punk, and one of our key witnesses has been killed by a Doobry on another floor. Are there more of these incidents? Do you have an identification on this victim?
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by buzzmong » October 7th, 2010, 23:06
Roman, they're not in your block.
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by Roman Totale » October 8th, 2010, 13:19
I thought they were, given that they came through the same door? Unless deej set his cameras facing a different building.
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by buzzmong » October 8th, 2010, 13:29
Roman Totale wrote: Wait, what? Are they in another apartment in this block?
Dog Pants wrote: They're not in the one you're in.
Unless I'm wrong but I thought you might have missed that.
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by The Shutting Downs » October 8th, 2010, 13:56
I thought that was doggers being sarcastic, as it was obvious they were in a diffrent apartment to us.
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by buzzmong » October 8th, 2010, 14:02
You'd be right TSD. I forgot Doggers has said a Shiver APC rolled up outside.
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by Dog Pants » October 8th, 2010, 14:48
Same block, different apartment. The Shivers shuffle nervously a little and their Sergeant hangs up his phone;
Shiver Sgt wrote: Sergeant Tse. You got another one? Shit. Captain says we've had about 15 of these reports today. Something's going down and I don't really want to be involved when Karma find out.
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by Grimmie » October 8th, 2010, 15:23
Curiouser and curiouser.
Do we know anyone who might be able to find out who sent these bastards out?