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HereComesPete wrote:apartment number ? (I take it we know this)

Yup, I got that on my searches and passed it on...

I figured as much. Best to check though.

Nikolai wrote:Da, one.. Moment..

I'd like to eject both LEBDs into the air using the large drone racks I placed them in, earlier.
I'll give them the order to hover high above the two most prominent exits of the building.
I'll keep an eye through their visual sensors for anyone coming in or out.

Chopper wrote:I'm ready like a lit firework - don't wait too long cos I'm ready to go off.

I'll fly one of my LEBDs down for a moment, and see if I can see into the room through any external windows or doors.

Through the drone you can see two feet sticking off the end of the sofa. The sofa's back is to the window though, so you cant see who the feet are attached to. There's a bottle of something on its side next to the sofa, and you can see a reasonably nice looking simsense rig to the other side, the feed cable also disappearing towards the sofa. The feet are...kinda twitching.

The apartment is a bit of a mess, looks like the kind of place a guy lives alone in.

Anything of interest to see outside his door Joose? Cameras to avoid etc?

If there's nothing to scare me off the front door I'll swing the shotgun behind my back and get out the chisel to break it open. Joose what kind of door/lock/wall is it all?

I can't remember whether I upped my strength or body or both. So I'll do this -

Strength 6 x2 for chisel 12 + body 7 = 19

Dunno a target so I'll let Joose work it out and roll for me, I'm supposed to be working after all.

editz - I'll bust the door in (or attempt to anyway) when Chopper is ready to break in through the window so we enter/arrive (come?) at the same time.

I'm guessing the bloke is hooked up to some kind of VR type device. Ah well, I'm ready anyway...

Chopper smashes the window open with his axe

Chopper wrote:Blaaaarrrrrrgghgghhh!

He'll then run into the room and twat the guy with his fists until he's sure he's not a threat (but not dead/brain damaged etc). What rolls and modifiers do I need?

The Shutting Downs wrote:

what did you expect? subtlety? coordination? intelligence?

deject wrote:
what did you expect? subtlety? coordination? intelligence?

You just described Chopper in three words!

Not really, but some words before the hideous beating was expected...

and no, 'Blaaaarrrrrrgghgghhh!' is not a word...

As you break through the window, he makes absolutely no reaction.

You come around the side of the sofa, and what you see kinda stops you in your tracks (thankfully, as hitting him with your magic hands would likely have punched a hole through him).

He's lying back, gentle smile across his face, making the occasional "ooh!" noise. He's also naked from the waist down. I think you can probably guess the rest.

Well I'm guessing I've busted through the door as well just after I hear Chopper smash through the window screaming.

Frank wrote:Don't fucking kill him Chopper!

19 was my number of dice I got 8 hits.

Assuming I have broken the door in...

Frank wrote:What the FUCK are you doing to him Chopper! We're meant to get information not take his pants off and play with his dick! You really are a sick son of a bitch!

My LEBD has taser-handcuffs if you want me to uh.. Give him a shock, so to speak.

Chopper wrote:How about I crush his fucking balls whilst he gets his virtual kicks? How's about it cuntface?

With that Chopper rips off the thugs goggles (or whatever they are), grabs his balls and screams into his face...

Chopper wrote:Raaarrrhghghgh! Give me some answers you worthless piece of shit before I make you less of a man than you already are!

He gives them a twist.

Thug wrote:AYAAAA!

He squirms about with a look of intense surprise and discomfort. Doesn't look like he's about to go anywhere though.

Who the fuck are you? What the fuck are you doing? You know who the fuck I fucking am, you guys are fucking dead!

He may be talking hard, but he looks like he's about to piss himself. You may want to remove your hand from the danger area.

Now you can get a better look at him, he looks like he's barely out of his teens. Loads of tats, and he's got quite a wiry muscley look to him. But still, he's barely adult: unless he has some major implants or magics going for him, you could beat him one handed.

After what you just caught him doing, that last sentence sounds wrong.

Chopper wrote:Answer my fucking questions you shit bag cupcake! Do you want me to rip your god damn sack off and fucking suffocate you with it?!

Answer my fuc...What? Shit. Frank, what the fuck were we supposed to be asking this cockroach? Personally I'd rather just beat him to death with his own cock.

I'm warning you - piss on my hands and I'll reach up and pull your bladder out through your god damn pecker

I love Chopper.

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