D&D Adventure #2: Green Shell Suit

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » November 23rd, 2010, 22:36

Thoroar wrote:You put it there, you get it out.

Post by **Grimmie** » November 23rd, 2010, 23:50

Dog Pants wrote:Grimmie, can we have another map please?

You can indeed. I'm going off assumed positions due to all the mayhem that just ensued.

Thoroar's prodding goblins with his unadorned quarterstaff, and you're skulking around looking at bodies.
Thor and Orovan are proceeding up the dark corridor to see what they can find.
Glibberig's telling tales of his marvellous achievements.

<a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/ ... 4.jpg">Map of progress</a>

FatherJack wrote:I'll have a look ahead, assuming it isn't too dark. Hope the rest of you stay reasonably close in case it gets fighty.

You proceed up the Eastern corridor with Orovan in tow, passing along the way several rooms full of rusted weapons, stores of food (mostly bloody carcases stripped to fleshy bones), rubble and stone from mining, and other miscellanea piled high against walls.

There's a turning up ahead to the north, and there seems to be light in that direction, and a little chatter.

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » November 24th, 2010, 0:16

Okay, I'll stop probing goblins and catch up with the others, strategically avoiding Glibberig.

Post by **Dog Pants** » November 24th, 2010, 18:10

I'l follow on, having a quick poke around the rooms I pass.

Post by **Grimmie** » November 24th, 2010, 18:20

You can do a search check to rummage for a while, if you want.

Post by **Roman Totale** » November 24th, 2010, 18:32

I shall follow the others towards the other end - a bow in my hand and a swagger in my step.

Post by **Dog Pants** » November 24th, 2010, 18:38

Search:
Roll(1d20)+3:
4,+3
Total:7

Can't see shit Captain!

Post by **Grimmie** » November 24th, 2010, 18:40

Yeah, you find a handful of copper pieces and a half burnt-out torch.

Anyone else can take a look if they want.

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » November 24th, 2010, 22:08

Search:
Roll(1d20)+5:
17,+5
Total:22

I searched the fuck out of that.

Post by **Grimmie** » November 24th, 2010, 22:43

Nice. You rummage around for a minute and find two stoppered flasks full of clear liquid, they're un-marked.

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » November 24th, 2010, 23:03

Thoroar wrote:Oh, look, bottles of clearly magical magic stuff. I'm not sure what these are. Anyone want a sip?

I'll try to identify it as a potion.
Spellcraft: 10 + 7 = 17: FAIL.

I guess I'll take a drop then.

Post by **Grimmie** » November 24th, 2010, 23:09

The drop burns like extra-strength vinegar, your tongue feels like it's on fire.

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » November 24th, 2010, 23:16

I spit it out as soon as I feel the burn, then attempt to stick my tongue to something cold nearby.

Thoroar wrote:Right, that's got to be acid. Could someone check if there's a hole in my tongue?

I think I'll hold on to this for now, it might be useful for... well I don't know, something.

Post by **Grimmie** » November 25th, 2010, 12:14

There's suddenly a lot of shouting coming from just around the corner, a slamming of doors and the squeal of swine.
You all recognise the new voice as an Orcish accent, but even to Glibberig it's mostly indecipherable, just senseless yelling.

A pig comes barrelling around the corner and mashes its face between Thor's legs before weaving between the rest of you, scampering to the other side of the lair.

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » November 25th, 2010, 15:24

Thoroar wrote:DINNER! GRAB IT!

Post by **Dog Pants** » November 25th, 2010, 17:34

Post by **Roman Totale** » November 25th, 2010, 17:38

Glibberig in Orcish wrote:Cowards! Why do you send your women folk to fight?

Post by **Grimmie** » November 25th, 2010, 20:07

The Orc around the corner yells back.

Orc wrote:Because you have sent your children!

Post by **Roman Totale** » November 25th, 2010, 20:14

Glibberig in Orcish wrote:I see, however, that you haven't sent your children. Can you not have any? Does your little Orc not function properly?

Ha ha ha! I bet all your Goblins laugh at you behind your back!

His winkie doesn't work
It makes the Goblins smirk
They laugh and point
At his useless point
And the women won't give it a jerk

Glibberig turns to the others to translate

Glibberig wrote:We're involved in diplomatic negotiations.

shot2bits · Post by **shot2bits** » November 25th, 2010, 20:47

is the pig long gone?