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Grimmie stares at his hand with wide eyes.
Grimmie wrote:I have a glove.
He has a glove.
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I don't know why but that made me laugh a lot.
What do you think, two groups? Three? I can go it on my own and you guys can work it out between you guys.
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Eraser hefts the chainaxe.
Eraser wrote:Close combat I can do.

Grim wiv Deject, da rest of us go ahead?
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Dirk wrote:Sounds good, let's go.
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Righto, I'll hang out by the computer-room while fingers here gets busy with the console.
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Dog Pants wrote:Deject: The door opens onto a corridor. It has a door off either side and leads to some steps at the end going up out of sight. The door on the right is slightly ajar, alhtough you're not picking up motion or hearing anything.
So back tracking to the main corridor, we have;

The door/jar mutant that has Deject and Grimmie in

Stairs going up

A second, closed door.

Do we take Door number 2?
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What does your heart tell you to do?
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Grimmie wrote:What does your heart tell you to do?
You will only have yourself to blame if a Stormer ends up kissing you full on the lips.

I say door number 2!
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Grimmie wrote:What does your heart tell you to do?
Which heart? Eraser has a collection...

Mr Pants, exploration team are taking door 2.
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Door number 2 opens into a fairly small room with a few threadbare sofas and an old TV. There's a battered fridge in the corner.
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Dirk wrote:That TV looks...threatening.
Detect:

6,1,+8 = 15
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Nothing of note strikes you.
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Lets look in the fridge...
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There's some junk food in there, a couple of beaten up tins of Stormer Spam, and a bottle of cola with 'Jeff' written on it.
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Grimmie over comms wrote:SHOOT THE TV.
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Dirk wrote:How clichéd.


What about a chainaxe to the screen instead!
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Eraser wrote:Lets jus take the stairs
Eraser is determined not to damage the facility, he wants the monies!

Onward!
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The stairs lead up and double back, opening out into a modest warehouse. From the stairs you can see shelves of cannisters with Karma logos on, and the back wall around 50m away. The stairs double back upwards again and it looks like the warehouse extends behind you.
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Comparing against the blueprint we have of the facility, can we tell whereabouts the chow is actually made?
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Looks like there's a production floor that takes up half the building and is accessible from the level above, which stretches up the full height of the factory.
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