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Well my squadmates and I were going to try and take her out ourselves. I suppose having a couple crazy guys like you two along can't be all that bad. Name's Deject.
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Toast, grinning widely wrote:Toast. My incomprehensible friend here is Mephit. Lets beat up the midget.
He turns back to the kid and cracks his knuckles.

Oh, and as I havent done it yet:

Streetwise: 9,10 +4 = 23

Fuck me, I hope that dice roller is as nice to me during fights.
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cheater :P
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mephit wrote:Es awa tae yur pad tost, muffle the noise a wee bet
I shall have Green
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Toast wrote:Yeah, I could do with a drink whilst I work. You fucks can come if you want. My place aint the cleanest, but its roomy and close by.
Without looking to see what happens next, he starts stalking off.
Toast, shouting over his shoulder wrote:Don't forget to bring the midget!
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Is Toast modelled on Berk?
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I think I need a copy of my character sheet with me at work.
Grimmie wrote:Alley-oop! C'mon you little shit.
If possible, I'd like to pick the bastard up and sling him over my shoulder.
Again, I dunno what my skills are, or what I should be adding as a modifier, but here's my roll.

7,10 = 17
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You've an unarmed combat of 4, making a very respectable 21. That kid ain't going nowhere.
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Grimmie gives a smirk and then makes a move to catch up with Toast, hugging the wriggling sprog against his shoulder a little too tightly.
Hey, my name's Grimmie, and I have a stellar plan.
Assuming that we can send Private Messages to act as whispering/plotting, I'd like to send Joose one to communicate my plan in private.
That okay, Monsieur Pantalons?
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Fill your boots.
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Grimmie attempts to whisper-whisper a seekrit plan into Toast's ear.
Grimmie wrote:..what d'ya think, hm?
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I don't suppose my enhanced hearing from my Scout helmet picked that up. :P
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It's possible, although I'm not quite sure what you'd roll. If you care enough I'll have a think though.
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not really, I just think it's a tiny bit odd that Grim is now making secret plans with a particularly rude Brain Waster he's just met.
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The joosey one is on the late shift this week, so he won't reply for a while.

Mephit, however, cuffs Grimmie around the ear for grabbing without being polite, then carries on walking...

...He's muttering to himself and looking agitated.
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Deej does some checking up on his new acquaintances: Any background info, squad, financier, etc...

Compy 386 Use: 8,5 + 4 = 17
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Almost nil. SCL 10, so straight out of Meny, no squad at this time, no BPN record. All other information is classified SCL8 or above.
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Toast, to Grimmie wrote:HAHA! I like your thinking! Lets see how much we can push in him before blood comes out his eyes or something.
He walks you up to a nearby APC. Its covered in minor scrapes and scratches, and the occasional suspicious redish stain around the bumper. Its also fucking hueg, its more like a heavily armoured bus. He swings the door open.
Welcome to Casa Toast. Mi shithole es su shithole. Wipe your feet.
and he climbs in.
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Deej quietly places a mini-cam on the outside of the APC, making sure no one in particular is looking, facing to the back then climbs on into the APC.
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Post by Roman Totale »

Before getting in to the APC, Dirk makes a discrete call to Haynes.
Dirk wrote:Hello Mr. Haynes. We're progressing with the sheet on Mama Krutch and have run into two fellow Ops - Toast, a Brain Waster, and Mephit, a Frother.

Can you tell if they're on the level? Have they got a Financier at all? We're probably going to need their help bringing Krutch down, how would we stand with absorbing them into our squad and splitting the rewards?
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