SLA Industries: I Spy

Post by **deject** » September 22nd, 2010, 21:34

Zoom Zoom away! I'll head that way as fast as possible.

Post by **Roman Totale** » September 23rd, 2010, 7:27

Aretha Franklin wrote:Who's zoomin' who?

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 23rd, 2010, 16:08

Okies. Deject heading to Briony's apartment (where Dirk et al are two streets away from), and Dirk is heading to Sumner's apartment (where Deject is about 15 mins from).

Grimmie, this Doobrie is coming round and standing up. What're you doing?

Post by **Grimmie** » September 23rd, 2010, 17:08

I have Bertha rested on its face, I'm waiting patiently for Dirk to get here so he can brain things.
He's good at braining.

Also, there was a forensics roll I did on his behalf back.. <a href="http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/viewtopic. ... >Yonder</a>.

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 23rd, 2010, 17:32

The Doobrie doesn't seem to acknowledge the threat. He tries to step around the gun, reaching towards your eyes with clawed hands.

Post by **deject** » September 23rd, 2010, 18:24

dropkick it grimmie!

Post by **Roman Totale** » September 23rd, 2010, 20:46

Assuming I'm there by now, I shall walk in, see the doobrie and attempt to appeal to its (hopefully) programmed ego.

Dirk wrote:
*gasp* Intruder! How wonderful to see you here. How can this loyal Ebon be of service?

Persuasion roll:

8,7,+5 = 20

Sweeeet

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 23rd, 2010, 20:58

That's okay, Grimmie has an hour of entertaining it before you get there. I'll bear it in mind though.

Post by **Grimmie** » September 23rd, 2010, 21:39

I'll sing my Bertha song to it. For an hour.

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 23rd, 2010, 21:41

It tries to claw your eyes out for an hour. Are you wearing your helmet?

Post by **Grimmie** » September 23rd, 2010, 21:54

Yes, thank god. I posted that I got back in my suit of impenetrable greatness a while back.

Post by **Roman Totale** » September 24th, 2010, 2:12

I has updated previous post with stuff.

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 24th, 2010, 15:35

Oookay, so Grimmie kicks back on the couch while the Doobrie tries everything it can do to kill him.

It tries to punch through the eyepieces of his helmet
It tries to undo the clips of his armour
It tries to get a knife inbetween the gaps
It bites him in impotent rage
It throws anything small enough to pick up at him
It smashes several electrical appliances and tries to electrocute him with the power supply/cable
It saws at the flak buffers over his joints with the bread knife
It tries to get his sidearm, and when that fails it just yanks on the trigger (the safety's on, but it doesn't appear to know that)

After half an hour of futility it decides to turn its attention to Sumner's already mutilated body again.

Post by **Grimmie** » September 24th, 2010, 19:07

Hahahaha.

What I'm saying is, I tied it up and I had my gun on its face. But that's brilliant, I'm tempted to go for that instead.

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 24th, 2010, 20:02

I didn't spot the tying up bit. Shall we say you get bored of him titting about and you beg him up before Dirk gets here then? Either way, the rest of the wait is uneventful.

Right then. Dirk's persuade only prompts him to spit

Doobrie wrote:I'll swallow your soul!

The forensics, however, yields better results.

First up, Sumner. Freshly dead, which you knew. She's had her eyes gouged out, has many scratchmarks on her body, and marks around her neck. However, the fatal injury is certainly the eight inch MAC chef's knife to her upper spine.

The apartment is a wreck, showing signs of a prolonged struggle. Poking about reveals a box of Karma food bricks for the Doobrie with only one removed. There's not much else in the way of Intruder merchandise, which is unusual for a Doobrie owner - they're programmed to be demanding.

Finally she has a stash of trashy love tragedy vids in the drawer of her divan, notable because of their quantity.

Post by **Grimmie** » September 24th, 2010, 20:22

Ooooohh.. Intriguing. A love tragedy.

Post by **deject** » September 24th, 2010, 20:55

When I get to Briony's apartment, I'll head up to their room right away.

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 24th, 2010, 21:03

All seems to be quiet at the Miseo residence.

Post by **deject** » September 24th, 2010, 21:28

Any indication if they're there? If not I shall have to try my tracking skills again.

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 24th, 2010, 21:57

No, but it's pretty late (well early technically).