D&D Adventure #2: Green Shell Suit

For games played by men (and women) with beards, such as tabletop RPGs.

Moderator: Forum Moderators

Grimmie
Master of Soviet Propaganda
Master of Soviet Propaganda
Posts: 7672
Joined: February 5th, 2005, 19:00
Location: Birming-humm, England
Contact:

Post by Grimmie »

After you push the sweet tasting berries into his face and manually chomp his jaw around, Forenrond will regain 3 hit points and go to 2hp.
Ta da, he's concious again!
Roman Totale
Robotic Bumlord
Robotic Bumlord
Posts: 8475
Joined: October 24th, 2004, 0:27
Location: Manchester, UK

Post by Roman Totale »

Glibberig strums a solemn note
Glibberig wrote:We thought he was dead
We thought he was deeeeeead
We nearly lost our Elven chum
We thought he was dead
Dog Pants
Site Moderator
Site Moderator
Posts: 21653
Joined: April 29th, 2005, 13:39
Location: Surrey, UK
Contact:

Post by Dog Pants »

Nom. Shankley groans and winces.
Shankley wrote:I'm not an elf.
Goblins: D&D for chav.
Roman Totale
Robotic Bumlord
Robotic Bumlord
Posts: 8475
Joined: October 24th, 2004, 0:27
Location: Manchester, UK

Post by Roman Totale »

Glibberig peers at the prone form of Shankley, then turns to the others
Glibberig wrote:I thought he was en elf?
Baliame
Tremors Worm
Tremors Worm
Posts: 3491
Joined: October 13th, 2007, 23:43
Location: Hungary

Post by Baliame »

Hmmm....
Thoroar wrote:Good, you're not as dumb as you look. Well, we originally wanted the orc, but now that you mention gold, I'm sure you at least have a small reserve.
To Glibberig
Thoroar wrote:Let me guess, you still believe I'm a human as well, don't you?
Grimmie
Master of Soviet Propaganda
Master of Soviet Propaganda
Posts: 7672
Joined: February 5th, 2005, 19:00
Location: Birming-humm, England
Contact:

Post by Grimmie »

We don't have gold, the Bogrot has all the gold.
His chambers are around the corner.
He motions back out to where you came from originally.
Roman Totale
Robotic Bumlord
Robotic Bumlord
Posts: 8475
Joined: October 24th, 2004, 0:27
Location: Manchester, UK

Post by Roman Totale »

Glibberig wrote:You? No, I had you pegged as a half-elf the second I saw you.

Shankley just looks more Elvish though.
Baliame
Tremors Worm
Tremors Worm
Posts: 3491
Joined: October 13th, 2007, 23:43
Location: Hungary

Post by Baliame »

Thoroar wrote:Indeed he does, very well spotted. Now, let's go grab that gold and get out of here. You, goblin, scram, we won't hurt anyone if you guys don't provoke it.
Sure glad Bartholomew isn't here. :P
Grimmie
Master of Soviet Propaganda
Master of Soviet Propaganda
Posts: 7672
Joined: February 5th, 2005, 19:00
Location: Birming-humm, England
Contact:

Post by Grimmie »

The Goblin stares at you, puts his mace on his hip, and strolls between you, trotting off down the dark eastern corridor.
When he gets to the end he bangs his mace on the wall and yells something to his mates.
Dog Pants
Site Moderator
Site Moderator
Posts: 21653
Joined: April 29th, 2005, 13:39
Location: Surrey, UK
Contact:

Post by Dog Pants »

:facepalm:
Dog Pants
Site Moderator
Site Moderator
Posts: 21653
Joined: April 29th, 2005, 13:39
Location: Surrey, UK
Contact:

Post by Dog Pants »

Image
Roman Totale
Robotic Bumlord
Robotic Bumlord
Posts: 8475
Joined: October 24th, 2004, 0:27
Location: Manchester, UK

Post by Roman Totale »

Can I shoot at the goblin, or do we have to roll Initiative?
Grimmie
Master of Soviet Propaganda
Master of Soviet Propaganda
Posts: 7672
Joined: February 5th, 2005, 19:00
Location: Birming-humm, England
Contact:

Post by Grimmie »

Call it a surprise round - attack and damage, please :)
Roman Totale
Robotic Bumlord
Robotic Bumlord
Posts: 8475
Joined: October 24th, 2004, 0:27
Location: Manchester, UK

Post by Roman Totale »

Attack:
1d20+2, +1 size, +1 racial vs gobbos = 16,+4 = 20

Damage:
1d6 = 1,+0 = 1 = fuck
Grimmie
Master of Soviet Propaganda
Master of Soviet Propaganda
Posts: 7672
Joined: February 5th, 2005, 19:00
Location: Birming-humm, England
Contact:

Post by Grimmie »

Okay, lets say he gets a little way down the corridor before you plug him in the back with a well aimed arrow, he stumbles and yelps, and then calls to his buddies.

If anyone else wants to take a shot at him, roll initiatives.
He's getting ready to leg it, so you'll probably only get one round.
Baliame
Tremors Worm
Tremors Worm
Posts: 3491
Joined: October 13th, 2007, 23:43
Location: Hungary

Post by Baliame »

I really should start doing Sense Motive rolls.
Thoroar wrote:That filthy little bastard.
Initiative:
Roll(1d20)+-2:
5,+-2
Total:3

Guess that means I'll get my turn way after he runs away. :P
FatherJack
Site Owner
Site Owner
Posts: 9597
Joined: May 16th, 2005, 15:31
Location: Coventry, UK
Contact:

Post by FatherJack »

Roll(1d20)+2:
1,+2
Total:3
Thor wrote:duuh
Roman Totale
Robotic Bumlord
Robotic Bumlord
Posts: 8475
Joined: October 24th, 2004, 0:27
Location: Manchester, UK

Post by Roman Totale »

10,+2 = 12
Grimmie
Master of Soviet Propaganda
Master of Soviet Propaganda
Posts: 7672
Joined: February 5th, 2005, 19:00
Location: Birming-humm, England
Contact:

Post by Grimmie »

Alas, alack. For those who could practically hit him (with bows) from where you stand, you are just too slow to react.
With an arrow still sticking out of his back, the Gobbo goes screaming around the corner and out of sight.

I really hate rolling for initiative.

So, what's the plan now, guys?
Roman Totale
Robotic Bumlord
Robotic Bumlord
Posts: 8475
Joined: October 24th, 2004, 0:27
Location: Manchester, UK

Post by Roman Totale »

Glibberig wrote:Why didn't he stick around to chat? Some people are just in too much of a rush these days. From what our green friend just said, I'm guessing the dead Orc back there isn't Bogrot after all. What a shame, I was hoping he'd like my songs about him.

Shall we sit round and tell each other stories?
Post Reply