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Post by Grimmie »

deject wrote:Did anyone try just opening it first?
It's a loque de l'ectronique. Unless your hand is a swipecard I think we'd be out of luck.
Grimmie wrote:What.. You gonna steal it or shoot it?
First to lay a 10mm into it gets a billion points!
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I was thinking about something a bit more creative this time. Possibly something I could use for my sponsor.
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Grimmie wrote:Gonna smash it! RAAAH!
Grimmie takes a step back, flexes, then lays into the electronic lock full-horse.

Strength
10,1 +10 = 21
Well done. What you attacking it with?
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Post by Grimmie »

Hummm.. I fear this is going to end in broken fingers if I say hand.
So let's go with my big, manly, armoured boot!

My unarmed combat is 4. Do I need to make a second roll?
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Post by TezzRexx »

USE YOUR HEAD.

Spindle awaits whilst the door situation unfolds.
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Well the door cracks around the lock, but the lock remains intact apart from a few cosmetic bits flying off.
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Fucking hell. Can I heave the door away from the steadfast lock, then?
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Well the door's not as sturdy as the lock it turns out, although it's still pretty solid, so while the lock remains in place you smash away at the door until there's not enough of it left to hold the lock in place. You've made a terrible mess, but you can get into the flat. It occurs to you that using something more designed for damage than your foot, like a chainaxe, might have been more successful but never mind.

The apartment is relatively expensively (for a Downtowner) but sleazily decorated. We're talking leopardskin, plastic and leather. It's a fair mess, and investigating the other rooms reveals a scene that looks like it has been left in a hurry. Clothes are scattered on the bedroom floor, the fridge still has food and alco-pops in, there's a few various vestiges of recreational drugs scattered about and a hefty safe lies open and empty.
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Post by deject »

Well isn't Ordley the posh bastard. I'm sure he cleaned out all his stuff, but He might have missed something.
Detect: 7, 1 + 3 = 11
Tracking: 8, 1 + 7 = 16

I'll do a Streetwise roll to see if he has any typical hiding spots in his apartment as well.

Streetwise: 7, 8 + 3 = 18
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It looks like most hiding places have been cleared out, but you do find a stash of home-made pornographic photos. All feature the same ugly bloke with various different women. Tracking reveals that there were about four different people in here a few days back trampling all over the place, but nobody since.
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Can we see the girls faces in the pictures? So we know who to look for down at the hooker hang out. Hope that's not a weird question haha...


sorry editing my spelling..
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Yep, for the most part. There's a good twenty or so different girls so the chances are you'll spot one somewhere. Assuming the girls in the picture are hookers of course, but they certainly look like they are.
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Super duper!
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Hmmm, I count four people rummaging around in here recently, what do you think the chances are that it was the 10,000 Rad guys? Maybe they got in here, and set of an alarm or something that alerted Ordley, and he had his props ambush the team when they came out? It's hard to tell when they were ambushed but unless what I'm seeing are the props cleaning out all the goods it has to have been 10,000 Rad.
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Post by deject »

Oh yeah, is there a TV? If so I want to do something. deej sets up one of his mini-cams with a view to the middle of the room.
Eraser, could you sort of toss the TV up into the air?
When the TV is thrown into the air, deej does a flying jump and smashes the TV with his Long Knife while screaming:
FLLLYYYYYING JELLY ATTAAAAAACK!!
Acrobatics: 5, 9 + 2 = 16
Blade 1-h: 10, 7 + 4 = 21
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I agree about the 10k Rads... sounds pretty plausible. We should stay alert.
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:lol: Yes there's a TV. Or at least there was.
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When the TV is thrown into the air, deej does a flying jump and smashes the TV with his Long Knife while screaming:
FLLLYYYYYING JELLY ATTAAAAAACK!!

Boys will be boys... haha ':)'
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Post by HereComesPete »

That made me spittle on my screen! I think that deserves a rofflemaozedongbbq!!!one!
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Post by deject »

Right, now then. Shall we carry on? I don't know if we'll get much else from this place.
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