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A bottle of WD-40 and a surgical mask.
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Nice suggestions guys. I didn't say they were all dead though. I'll let Eraser find the alive one, who was the one nearest the elevator (the running one). He's dragging himself towards the elevator, but as you come into his line of sight expecting to find a corpse he lets off a burst one-handed. I'll make the roll later, although I doubt he'll hit anything.
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He sprays and prays, one handed, and hits Eraser with one round - 7 PEN, 10 DAM, 3 AD.
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Dirk wrote:Keep him alive! We need him for questioning.
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Damn, that's a potent round. Glad I'm not hit. :(
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It's only the same as you're firing, and they're wearing less armour :(
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I'll kick away the gun from the guy and see about injecting some Kick Start.
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He shot Eraser, and he's still firing. It takes a while for TSD to reply with his interborks though. If he hasn't managed to reply in a few days I'll auto-pilot him (I imagine he'd do the same as you wanted to do anyway).
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I is here, I can get on here (but not games...nads) but it's now work hours doing me in damned 12 hour shifts...

so Eraser takes the hit, and thats 9 damage.

So phys roll for shock = 6+10+13= 29

and yes, I'll grab for the gun and growl at the poor sap...

martial arts roll to grab it? 9+3+6=18
Intimidation = 10+10+5 = 25 (thank you d&d dice roller)
Eraser wrote:aint you the stupidest fukker on this floor...
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Sorry, didn't see this for some reason. The guy scrabbles backwards into a cubicle. His armour muffles it, but you're confident he's saying "shitshitshitshitshitshit".
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You know Eraser, I don't think this dipshit knew what he signed up for. Either that or he couldn't adequately appreciate how mean you look while writhing on the floor in pain.

Now look, if you start acting like you're going to die, I'm going to hit you with this Kick Start and you'll keep breathing for a while longer. Maybe that's good for you, maybe that's bad for you. My guess that depends on you.
I'll approach carefully and check the guy for any more weapons or tricks he could use to get us.

Detect (4): 2, 8 + 4 = 14
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He's got a DN vibroblade, but it's not drawn. Now he's backed into the cubicle he's stopped and is just sat there, breathing heavily and bleeding.
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Well, should I try to get some info out of him? Or should we get Dirk up here and have him try?
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I'll have a nice quiet word with him, assuming he's been disarmed (which isn't to say he's armless).

Dirk wrote:Ok, easy now gents - let's give the man some space to breathe.

As you are probably aware, we are SLA operatives and we're here to put a stop to this hostage situation. Unfortunately for you that means that we could kill you in the blink of an eye.

Here's the thing though - I'm actually a reasonable person. I'm perfectly willing to hand you over in one piece provided you tell us everything about this assault, i.e. who planned it, what you're after and what other resistance we can expect to meet along the way.

There is further bad news I'm afraid. You will no doubt have noticed my large Stormer friend here is more than ready and willing to tear you limb from limb. Trust me, I've seen him do it before - it is neither pretty not quick. You will probably also have noticed my large red friend further back. If you know anything about Shaktar you'll no that they only enter into a fight with the purpose of killing, and you my friend opened fire in us first. You have no idea how much effort it's taking me to stop them having their way with you.

With that in mind, you have 10 seconds to decide whether to help us or not. Over to you.
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Dino wrote:Look man, we're not after a big confrontation. We were just told to slow you down a bit and back off, give the negotiators a bit of time. All we want is these prisoners released. They've not even done anything wrong, just spoken out about shit in Downtown. We don't even want to hurt the suits the guys upstairs have. It's bad publicity y'know?
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Eraser draws one of his (very sharp) knives
Eraser wrote:Is it Lunch time yet Dirk?
He smiles at the DN op...
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ps, Eraser will pocket the pistol, and remove the vibroblade (sheath and all) from the guys armour...
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It was an assault rifle.
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Brainrot casually walks in from the stairwell where he was taking cover while the guy is talking.
Brainrot wrote:So taking hostages ain't bad publicity for DN?
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Grimmie smirks and leers over the downed guy, looking around at the other lift points for signs of movement.
Grimmie wrote:Yeah, I can think of better ways to gain the public's admiration.

So what's the deal, how many of you are there here?
If you give us numbers of clear floors maybe we can avoid mowing down more of your buddies, huh?
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