SLA Industries: Cannibal Heart

[The Shutting Downs]

Eraser will keep moving forward until he is between Hal and the further away cannibals.

Then they will see a real SLOP carvery....

[Joose]

I cant remember what phases Hal can act on, but he is going to be concentrating on operation GTFO until he is in cover anyway.

[Dog Pants]

Hal acts on 2 and 4 (but runs like fuck every turn). There are two cannibals left between him and safety and the rest are about 10m behind. They seem to be wavering a little.

Phase 4?

[deject]

deject brings to bear on the next cannibal, the one that started off almost straight up on the map.

[Dog Pants]

He seems to have been indecisive about his actions. Probably fatally. I'll put a new map up after 5, I can't be arsed uploading a new one every phase but I am tracking it (in Photoshop).

[The Shutting Downs]

Well let me know when someone is in hitting distance of Eraser and I will smack them.

[Dog Pants]

Regarding cannibal positions, there are three between Hal and safety. Two are heading to intercept him and will probably make contact, another is still charging the cover where Grimmie and Kotter are, and is about 5m away. Eraser is about 6m away from the nearest cannibal which is about to intercept Hal, and another 3m to the next one. Grimmie and Kotter are going to be shooting two of these three. You can either try to work out which ones they are yourself by spazzing back, or make a tactics roll and I'll tell you. Since Grimmie and Hal are still to go this phase (although I'm assuming Hal is still running) then your options might be narrowed down to 2 in 0.6 seconds time.

[Grimmie]

Right, sorry for the hold-up. I've been making dungeons.

Grimmie whispers sweet nothings into Bertha's imagined ear, and pulls the trigger.

Rifle
3,5,+10 (rifle) +5 (point blank) +1 (laser)
Total: 24

Pow pow! Splat!

2x 12.7mm STD: Pen 9, Dam 13, AD 3
Seems a shame to use those monster bullets on such squishy creatures. Maybe I'll switch to pistol once these monsters stop running towards us.

Pants, is there something I could get for Bertha to allow me to fire one bullet at a time? She's such an expensive lady to keep.

[Dog Pants]

That makes an awful mess. There's a rate of fire mod in the Hardware magazine that lets you add a (lower) variable fire mode for 700c.

Phase 5

The two remaining cannibals running to intercept Hal make contact. But they go after all of you, so do your worst.

[deject]

deject will skip aiming and try a wild shot.

Rifle (8) - Wild Shot (3): 4, 2 + 5 = 11

[Dog Pants]

He's running, so another -3 makes that a miss. You notice most of the cannibals are starting to turn tail now, heading for the far left corner of the 'square.'

[The Shutting Downs]

Well, Eraser was moving to be between Hal and Danger, so how far away would either of them be?

[Dog Pants]

Closest one is 3m. Well both are really, they're pretty much together now. You can make contact on 1.

[emeraldsub]

Kotter fires!

BANG!

Roll(2d10)+5:
10,6,+5
Total:21

Pen: 8 Damage: 8 A/D: 3


(my first post on my own without Grimmie's help. I'm learning!)

[Dog Pants]

That's pretty much it too, no obvious modifiers. One of the cannibals molesting Hal gets a hole blown in his chest and goes down.

[Grimmie]

Right, I think I go on five, but if they're all scampering away I might save my ammo. I'll bring to bear on whoever's nearest just in case, however.

[deject]

Anyone else?

[Joose]

Hal is continuing to advance rearwards.

[Dog Pants]

Sorry, everyone who can go has done. We were waiting on me. Most of the cannibals are fleeing. Of those who weren't only one is left, and he clunks Hal in the chest with a crude axe as he intercepts him (1 PEN, 4 DAM, 1 AD).

Here's the map at the beginning of round 2.



Phase 1 again.

[deject]

I'll keep aiming just in case the situation changes.