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Dirk to Haynes wrote:Hmm, shame we haven't got any relationship with the KT. Can you fax the Hunter sheet over to Deject's helmet? Can you also let us know if there any other squads on a BPN relating to this bunch? We might be able to pool our resources that way.
Dirk to Lloyd Langley wrote:Hey Lloyd, how's it hanging? Dirk Gently here from Five Punk. Listen, we're on a case at the moment involving sadistically sexual, cannibalistic, murdering gang members led by a woman named Mamma Crutch - reckon the networks might want some coverage of that?
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Haynes will send you the Hunter Sheet, but he'll take a share of the bounty. Langley, on the other hand, will be happy with any footage you get as a fee.
Haynes wrote:I'll get you the sheet, but you'll have to give me half an hour. It's not really my thing. No BPNs on it, Hunter Sheets block them all. Can't have Ops getting in the way of our celebrities can we?
Langley wrote:Dirk! Good to hear from ya. Mamma Krutch huh? Yeah the networks'll be interested. Bit of a tricky one, I mean you gotta find her first, and you might not wanna show too much footage of you blowing kids away, know what I mean? Hahaha! You bag her on TV though and Third Eye'll be all over you. I hear she gets a lot of kids from Skin Trade. Might be an angle on that too. Want me to get a camera on it?
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Yeah I'm going to go grab my mini-cams now and then Dirk can call in to Maintenance about the blue.

After that I'll start tracking down this Momma Krutch as best I can.
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Okay, they're still there.
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Right, I shall now do a compy use roll on Mamma Krutch, and see what information we have on her.

8,6 + 4 = 18
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Pretty much the same as is on the Hunter Sheet, which is too big to host so poke me on xfire and I'll send over a copy.
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Thanks to Deject for hosting it for me:

http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/98699/MAMAKRUTCH.pdf
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Could do the recording it ourselves, vetting any kiddy-kills out and handing the footage to Langley once we're done.
Fucking hell, she's a nasty piece of work, huh? Might be worth seeing if we can throw a couple of lines out to this Traffic Gang, see if Spindle can work his wordy magic on them and get a little backup in case one of her older boys pops up for some body-guard duty.

Not that I'm suggesting we go in there all-guns blazing of course.
Certainly not. No Sir..
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Dirk wrote:Damn, this is going to be one tough cookie to crack. I definitely agree with speaking to the Krosstown Traffic - if we go in on our own all guns blazing we'll be wiped out by Mama's Boys and the numerous gangs she's able to hire.

Any one fancy negotiating with Haynes for a better cut considering how much work this will be?

So, where do you want to start with this? We could try tracing the two boys at their last known address (but I don't think that will turn up much), we could ask around (but that might just get us shot), or we could even get heavy with the folks at Slap and Tickle for information on the pervert child. Tricky one to approach. You're right though, let's get Spindle to schmooze with the KT first, see what they can tell us.
I'll also call in to Maintenance to get the breach sorted.
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Maint will take about two hours to close the breach, but they'll want at least one of you there as escort.

Haynes doesn't have to have a cut of the Hunter Sheet at all if you broker it through Langley.
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Grimmie why don't we both act as escorts? As they say, I've got a bad feeling about this.
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Hurrhurr, I'm a male escort.
Sure, let's head down and wait for the toolmen.
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Despite your caution, nothing interrupts the repairs and you're finished inside the two hours. The inner wall is a lot quieter than the outer ones.

The engineers call the breach in as closed and you're all credited your 50c and .1SCL. Easy money.
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Post by deject »

That brings me up to a 9B.0 SCL, woo!

OK, what's our plan of attack on this hunter sheet?
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I was on 9.5 - what does that take me to? [Edit: it may have been 9.6 but I've changed it]

Regarding the Hunter sheet I reckon we get as much info from the Shivers as we can, then see about making some sort of contact with the Krosstown Traffic - they'll undoubtedly have more experience with Mama's Boys and may even lend us a hand.
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I was on 9A.4, so this takes me to .5, right?
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yes

I thought Dirk was at the same level as I was. I'm not the only one who's been at all the sessions am I?
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Post by Dog Pants »

Roman, you're on 9B.1 according to my records, same as Deject (you've both done all the BPNs). Grimmie, correct.
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Ah piss, think I've been using a slightly out of date sheet. Never mind, it hasn't affected anything.
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I'm fairly certain it's just 9B.0 DP. By adding up all the values for the BPNs in the wiki, plus the +0.1 we just got, I get exactly a +4.0, so that should put Dirk and Deej on the 9B.0.
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