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SquinteyeMckneecap wrote:Well done mate, welcome to the parents club. As I said before, its all fun and games til you get pork in your dvd player.

/squinty pats his daughter on the head, and then sets down to take the DVD player apart and remove "Billy Bear" sausage meat. The lil tyke.....

Squinty

for some reason, I pictured you as a 15 year old.

deject wrote:for some reason, I pictured you as a 15 year old.

In the UK that's common enough

Aaaaah congrats mate, you're sperm are indeed powerful. My niece is female, they're much better babies than blokes.

Somehow maybe pseudo-relevant, I may be wandering into a relationship with a girl who already has a kid. Can I join the sort of, substitute father club? Finding single girls without kids is getting harder here in sunny (rainy) UK.

Congrats again!

*Wanders*

deject wrote: for some reason, I pictured you as a 15 year old.

I'm 23 going on 15 m8...........

Squinty

tandino wrote:Aaaaah congrats mate, you're sperm are indeed powerful. My niece is female, they're much better babies than blokes.

Somehow maybe pseudo-relevant, I may be wandering into a relationship with a girl who already has a kid. Can I join the sort of, substitute father club? Finding single girls without kids is getting harder here in sunny (rainy) UK.

Congrats again!

*Wanders*

As you can see tandino is ariving at the MOB (Ministry of Births) certified girlfriend status.

This progresses into the MILF selection process of looking at totty (Mother Id Like to Fuck) and in some sad cases of one particular employee of mine GILF (Grand mother I would like to Fuck)...

Either way, enjoy

pffffttttt

GILF

GILF?

WILF

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote:WILF

I am deeeply concerned.

Hurrah for wookies.....and red dwarf references!

oh my...

Jimmy Carr mentioned a Lilf the other day as his mate was watching the lion king, a LION I'd like to fuck, lololol

Squinty

SquinteyeMckneecap wrote:lololol

Stutter, echo, or randomness?

Respectively: "Laugh out-- laugh out-- lough out loud", "Laugh out loud... Out loud... Out loud", or "Lesbians of London open lager"?

3rd!! everyone loves lesbians.

Everyone.

TezzRexx wrote:3rd!! everyone loves lesbians.

Including heterosexual women.

Jinxx wrote:

TezzRexx wrote:3rd!! everyone loves lesbians.

Including heterosexual women.

THIS :D

fury_wombat wrote:

tandino wrote:Aaaaah congrats mate, you're sperm are indeed powerful. My niece is female, they're much better babies than blokes.

Somehow maybe pseudo-relevant, I may be wandering into a relationship with a girl who already has a kid. Can I join the sort of, substitute father club? Finding single girls without kids is getting harder here in sunny (rainy) UK.

Congrats again!

*Wanders*

As you can see tandino is ariving at the MOB (Ministry of Births) certified girlfriend status.

This progresses into the MILF selection process of looking at totty (Mother Id Like to Fuck) and in some sad cases of one particular employee of mine GILF (Grand mother I would like to Fuck)...

Either way, enjoy

Thanks for that mate :D

It is a wee bit scary, I'm meeting my possible future half pseudo son style organism tonight for the first time. I'm only 21, shouldn't I be out fighting and shagging fat girls outside my local Yate's?! It is an odd feeling though. I don't think it's that far away from how a guy must feel knowing that his Girlf/Wife is having his kid. Only without actually having sex with the girl. Either way, she's ace, the kid is cute (from pictures I've seen, at 7 months old) and I'll be shagging a Milf. Also, I wonder if her mum is fit...

I love lesbians too, what a coincidence!


/Half pedant
I believe they were called the Gelf in Red Dwarf, I could be wrong though

tandino wrote:
/Half pedant
I believe they were called the Gelf in Red Dwarf, I could be wrong though

Correct, they were GELFs, Genetically Engineered Life Forms.

Not to mention that the one i linked is a male

tandino wrote:
/Half pedant
I believe they were called the Gelf in Red Dwarf, I could be wrong though

Genetically Engineered Life Form

I would say you are right. What the hell is going on with all these people younger than me with kids? Scary stuff.

*edit* B3tan to it, what are the chances.

comrade yannnovski wrote: Genetically Engineered Life Form

I would say you are right. What the hell is going on with all these people younger than me with kids? Scary stuff.

*edit* B3tan to it, what are the chances.

pffft, when i was at school, i knew a 13 year old who was pregnant, she was very much a FMILF. i would've, apart from the age and that i was beaten to her