5punk

only roman fixed it this time

FatherJack wrote:Yeah, http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title ... on=history

They seem to fix it pretty quickly, but don't update their news section very much. I get a mention, though

FatherJackY is wanted for attacking a York citizen several times. -Given stern talking to.

Did they tell your mum on you?

Oh noes! Internet ASBO

Just killed old macdonald and guest of the CP

I got this yesterday, killed some dude, got hit a few times by some wailing funky shit and then went exploring.

Cashy also said "Good man" and gave me 5 gold coins post-murdering that dude.

Anything I shouldn't be doing? Is there a 5punk hang out? Obviously I attack any and all CP. I worked that bit out for myself. I got 2 GPS thingys, what do they do?

aahahaha

Hmm, Colonial Police aren't looking too popular these days.

For anyone who missed it, Derby have broken off their alliance with York. Word on the inside is that people are unhappy with the way the CP are acting (i.e. like they own the place). I alluded to it in my post in their forums, there are several knives aimed at the back of the CP leader waiting to descend at any moment.

We have our own sources you see......

Pity. I rather liked the reputation we were getting, but now it looks like we might be swamped with other people doing the same thing but with more dedication. Still, I'm enjoying being able to take the moral high ground and blast their arguments out of the water. It's nice to argue with someone without the hassle of having to make an effort coming up with rational, well though out replies. "ZoMG! you're a zerger u saddo!", hardly Jeremey Paxman. Pity they've stopped replying - maybe I put my argument across too well and peaked too early.

I'm led to believe any discussions about us are taking place in their hidden forum - 'The Back Room'.

Perhaps the Colon Police should have their own hidden forum - 'The Back Passage'.

Carved on the side of a hut is some writing. It reads “Fuck you cashtart, kiss my ass, you no good shit stained piece of shit”. (@ -70.369,+26.316)

1st one dead.

You attack Old Macdonald for 2 damage. They die.

2nd one found.

-70.369,+26.311

Not enough AP to kill him tho.

anyone know where the trader hut is in york? I may get rezed and go there as I have a load of gold that I would like to trade for bullets so I can hunt them properly

fabyak wrote:anyone know where the trader hut is in york? I may get rezed and go there as I have a load of gold that I would like to trade for bullets so I can hunt them properly

http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/York


Oh, and may I suggest that we stick to teabagging the CP - we don't want to give them any justification to their claims.

EDIT: Didn't mean you by that Fear, well done old chap!

^this

How does one teabag?

I merely proclaimed "Die Zionist scum!!!111" I think.

say *I gently flap my nutsack against your still open eyes as the last glowing embers of your life are extinguished*

that should do it

Fear wrote:Carved on the side of a hut is some writing. It reads “Fuck you cashtart, kiss my ass, you no good shit stained piece of shit”. (@ -70.369,+26.316)

Cashy you shit!

fabyak wrote:say *I gently flap my nutsack against your still open eyes as the last glowing embers of your life are extinguished*

that should do it

oh dear I just lolled very loudly

Fear wrote:Carved on the side of a hut is some writing. It reads “Fuck you cashtart, kiss my ass, you no good shit stained piece of shit”. (@ -70.369,+26.316)

HA!

How would one actually notice a shit-stain upon a piece of shit?