spec me a machine bitches.

If you touch your software enough does it become hardware?

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I trump both of your pathetic pretend e-penis attempts:

Two 3.0GHz Dual-Core Intel Xeon
16GB (8 x 2GB)
750GB 7200-rpm Serial ATA 3Gb/s x 4
NVIDIA Quadro FX 4500 512MB, Stereo 3D (2 x dual-link DVI)
Apple Cinema HD Display (30" flat panel) x 2
Two 16x SuperDrives
Both Bluetooth 2.0+EDR and AirPort Extreme
Fibre Channel Card
Apple USB Modem
Apple Wireless Keyboard and Apple wireless Mighty Mouse - U.S. English
Mac OS X - U.S. English
Mac OS X Server (Unlimited-Client)
Final Cut Express HD preinstalled
AppleCare Protection Plan for Mac Pro/Power Mac

Direct from the Apple Store: $19,172
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Needs more games.
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FatherJack wrote:Needs more games.
Needs less Sims
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Christ, I didnt realise there were even that many games for the mac.

Besides, stick Boot Camp on that and it'll run XP too.
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For some reason I keep picturing that thing following you around the house going 'gronk!'.
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Dog Pants wrote:For some reason I keep picturing that thing following you around the house going 'gronk!'.
Its a modern version of The Luggage! :lol:

However, my reaction on seeing that case was "fooking hell". What are you planning to put inside the bloody thing? :shock:
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Lateralus wrote:
Its a modern version of The Luggage! :lol:

However, my reaction on seeing that case was "fooking hell". What are you planning to put inside the bloody thing? :shock:
that is classified :)
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If you put dirty laundry in, will it come out clean next time you open it?
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Lateralus wrote:If you put dirty laundry in, will it come out clean next time you open it?
quite possible.
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I was looking at your specs thinking that the power supply was a little excessive... now I can see why!
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Dog Pants wrote:For some reason I keep picturing that thing following you around the house going 'gronk!'.
I don't get that reference. :?

I see it comes with a kitchen, living and sleeping areas.
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You should buy two of them, fill them full of rival products (AMD vs intel, Nvidea vs ATI etc.) to see which is faster. Then of course find a big hill for the race.
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spoodie wrote: I don't get that reference. :?
Reminds me of the power droid from Star Wars that goes 'gronk!'. I'm sure I've heard them called a Gronk before :?

<a href="http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/" target="_blank">http://www.starwars.com/databank/droid/ ... ex.html</a>
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Dog Pants wrote:
Reminds me of the power droid from Star Wars that goes 'gronk!'. I'm sure I've heard them called a Gronk before :?
You mean the Gonk:

Image

EDIT: b3tan to it! bah!
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Hehulk wrote:CPU: Top Range Core 2 Duo - £470
GFX: 2 X Nvidia 8800GTX - £980
Motherboard: Relevant Intel Mobo - £170
Memory: 2GB (2 X 1GB twined) Corsair DDR2 PC8888 - £470

Total: £1800 ish

Ouch :shock:
Orders :)

7950 for £250 anyone?
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Dr. kitteny berk wrote:WHIN!

Case ordered :) :) :) :)

http://www.overclockers.com/articles1358/
That are 2 computers!!
Also, does it have 2 PSU slots?
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pixie pie wrote:That are 2 computers!!
Also, does it have 2 PSU slots?
it'll hold 2, or a huge-ass redundant psu :)
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Dr. kitteny berk wrote:S'called a gonk apparently

http://www.spencer1984.com/my_models/starwars/eg6.php
Bah. Star Wars nerdage fail :(
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