5punk

heylooo

Harro thar!

Just to clarify, Oxford is technically in the South East region, although it does stretch a fair way towards the Midlands too: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_East_England

The Deep South?

Lordy lordy!

Sideshow wrote:(or Space Chess i believe it's referred too)

!!HUZZAH!!

Werd

See what you've done?

Sideshow wrote:for obtaining christmas presents/ items of value/hard cash from him

Nah, best you can expect from chickenz are shotgun pellets at a high velocity.

Welcome to 5punk!

Hi Bobert!! Sorry for taking so long to say hello, but I think you know whats been happening recently...

I'm his favourite Uncle you know... he can't deny it!!

You're all of our favourite uncle. Y'know, the one that touches our special places.

I told you never to tell anyone!! It's supposed to be our little secret.

I never had an Uncle like that...

I just had the regular boring non-touchy type of uncle too, but then I found 5punk and all its wonders!

TheJockGit wrote:Hi Bobert!! Sorry for taking so long to say hello, but I think you know whats been happening recently...

I'm his favourite Uncle you know... he can't deny it!!

By virtue of being my only one!

However, I am opening applications for replacement. Please send your resume with details on the type of birthday and christmas gifts i can expect. Your target to beat (set by jockgit) is about zero....!

I would be a bad uncle

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-d_pCL0Glg[/media]

Sideshow wrote:Please send your resume with details on the type of birthday and christmas gifts i can expect. Your target to beat (set by jockgit) is about zero....!

Well if you want more than nothing I can offer two slaps and a bumhug.