Posted: March 24th, 2009, 10:40
I am getting tired of this game very quickly. Whilst the open endedness of the game is appealing it can be very frustrating. I do not require massive direction in my games and the wander from quest hub to quest hub can be frustrating in itself but the complete and utter lack of direction makes me want to lay down on a bed of nails and bench press rick waller.
For a day or so I had been trying to get a TIE fighter. A simple demand as a little bit of research showed that the ship was a Tier 1 spaceship (not that I know what that means but it sounds pretty low down the chain to me) So off I trotted to some guy who was the imperial pilot trainer. After a brief dialogue I was sent off to complete a few missions, fly here kill that, escort this freighter that insists on flying through swarms of pirates... the usual stuff. I soon found myself to be the proud owner of a TIE fighter pilots suit! Result! and with a promise of a helmet after a few more missions! I could hardly contain my excitement when I was presented with my very own TIE fighter pilots helmet! only to find that the utter cunts who designed this game were total fucking Star Wars nerds who stuck so close to the lore they may have well been sucking Lucas' dick. As a result I cannot wear my new headpiece because I am a fucking alien. Well fuck you nerds. I went off in a huff and played some Anarchy Online.
I came back a bit later on when my eyes had finished bleeding out all over the AO UI. OK, so I cannot use that sweet looking helmet, but I can at least get a TIE for myself right? After some negotiations with the same cupcake who gave me the pointless hat I managed to secure a promise of TIE training after another mission...pirates dead yadda yadda...woohoo! Im TIE fighter trained! get some! finally, I can fly around space making cool screeching sounds and terrorising wookies. What? I only receive training not an actual TIE fighter? Oh, well, where do I get one? Upon this point the NPC was not forthcoming, missile training? no problem? droid training? certainly? another mission maybe? BUT NO FUCKING TIE FIGHTER! I was shocked and stunned. Not only would I not get a TIE for my hard work, I wasn't even being given any indication on where I would be able to purchase one. I searched the player auctions, nothing, I wandered about most of tatooine looking for a vendor, none, I even asked one of those ROLEPLAYER HELPER cunts - no reply. I finally gave up. I am TIE less, with a helmet I cannot repair on a planet populated by ROLEPLAYER HELPER fuckwits who despise anything that is not the lore.
Star Wars: Galaxies can go fuck itself.
For a day or so I had been trying to get a TIE fighter. A simple demand as a little bit of research showed that the ship was a Tier 1 spaceship (not that I know what that means but it sounds pretty low down the chain to me) So off I trotted to some guy who was the imperial pilot trainer. After a brief dialogue I was sent off to complete a few missions, fly here kill that, escort this freighter that insists on flying through swarms of pirates... the usual stuff. I soon found myself to be the proud owner of a TIE fighter pilots suit! Result! and with a promise of a helmet after a few more missions! I could hardly contain my excitement when I was presented with my very own TIE fighter pilots helmet! only to find that the utter cunts who designed this game were total fucking Star Wars nerds who stuck so close to the lore they may have well been sucking Lucas' dick. As a result I cannot wear my new headpiece because I am a fucking alien. Well fuck you nerds. I went off in a huff and played some Anarchy Online.
I came back a bit later on when my eyes had finished bleeding out all over the AO UI. OK, so I cannot use that sweet looking helmet, but I can at least get a TIE for myself right? After some negotiations with the same cupcake who gave me the pointless hat I managed to secure a promise of TIE training after another mission...pirates dead yadda yadda...woohoo! Im TIE fighter trained! get some! finally, I can fly around space making cool screeching sounds and terrorising wookies. What? I only receive training not an actual TIE fighter? Oh, well, where do I get one? Upon this point the NPC was not forthcoming, missile training? no problem? droid training? certainly? another mission maybe? BUT NO FUCKING TIE FIGHTER! I was shocked and stunned. Not only would I not get a TIE for my hard work, I wasn't even being given any indication on where I would be able to purchase one. I searched the player auctions, nothing, I wandered about most of tatooine looking for a vendor, none, I even asked one of those ROLEPLAYER HELPER cunts - no reply. I finally gave up. I am TIE less, with a helmet I cannot repair on a planet populated by ROLEPLAYER HELPER fuckwits who despise anything that is not the lore.
Star Wars: Galaxies can go fuck itself.