I NEED HELP!

Post by **FatherJack** » April 26th, 2006, 18:19

I don't really know what (if any) level of humour would be appropriate for this sort of thing, I imagine it's supposed to be serious and you might not know the demeanour of the person assessing it.

The last time I did anything remotely like it was a group project at school for Mr Young, where fart jokes and drawings like Spoodie's done with all your felt-tip pens as the cover sheet would virtually guarantee a high mark.

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » April 26th, 2006, 18:21

Hehehe

Well its true, I have no idea who will be marking it so aiming for any certain kind of humour is difficult. There are two independent markers though. It is supposed to be serious, but something mildly amusing in a witty and subject-related way would be good, rather than shaping the words into a penis.

Post by **FatherJack** » April 26th, 2006, 18:24

Lateralus wrote:rather than shaping the words into a penis.

/damn

Post by **Roman Totale** » April 26th, 2006, 18:26

If it's a long dissertation you could call it...

...

...

...

War and Breeze

/runs

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » April 26th, 2006, 18:32

HAhaha - brilliance

However, its hardly epic. Its 43 pages long, but is only 11,000 words, pretty much the same as everyone else on my course

cashy · Post by **cashy** » April 27th, 2006, 1:32

'The Northumberland National Park wont let me blow for power'

pixie pie · Post by **pixie pie** » April 27th, 2006, 17:48

Lateralus wrote:I'm no closer to a decision.

May I suggest careful usage of 'Eeny meeny miney mo'? Worked wonders for my GCSE's *Looks anxiously side to side*

friznit · Post by **friznit** » April 27th, 2006, 20:17

How about...

Blowing Hot and Cold: Harnessing the Evironmental Turbulence in Northumberland National Park

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » April 27th, 2006, 20:29

friznit wrote:How about...

Blowing Hot and Cold: Harnessing the Evironmental Turbulence in Northumberland National Park

THIS

but without the tpyo mistaek

friznit · Post by **friznit** » April 27th, 2006, 20:40

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote:
friznit wrote:How about...

Blowing Hot and Cold: Harnessing the Evironmental Turbulence in Northumberland National Park
THIS but without the tpyo mistaek

Meh. P'raps Berk is right and we do need a spell checker in here.

Post by **FatherJack** » April 27th, 2006, 20:45

Firefox - http://spellbound.sourceforge.net/
IE - http://www.iespell.com/

Haven't tried either.

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » April 27th, 2006, 21:38

friznit wrote:...we do need a spell checker in here.

We have Lateralus for that

Doesn't really bother me narf, just being pedantic for the sake of it really

cashy · Post by **cashy** » April 27th, 2006, 21:44

if ever i get a big word, i stick it in the google search bar that comes with firefox, that way i can find out instantly if a) the spelling even exists and b) what the definition of it is

Post by **FatherJack** » April 27th, 2006, 23:11

In Firefox:

dict word

and

slang word

are my friends

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » April 28th, 2006, 7:18

FatherJack wrote:In Firefox:

dict word

and

slang word

are my friends

I didn't know it did that, good tip.

Post by **deject** » April 28th, 2006, 7:46

FatherJack wrote:In Firefox:

dict word

and

slang word

are my friends

this haaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrd

Post by **fabyak** » April 28th, 2006, 7:50

how about:

A Study on the environmental impact of the soft *shoooooffff shoooooffff shoooooffff shoooooffff* over the persistant *HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 28th, 2006, 11:10

fabyak wrote:how about:

A Study on the environmental impact of the soft *shoooooffff shoooooffff shoooooffff shoooooffff* over the persistant *HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

Winnar

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » April 28th, 2006, 11:36

Hahaha, a good effort there, but unfortunately too late.

The Dr Strangelove parody won in the end.

My head is appropriately sore today, having handed the dissertation in yday afternoon.

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » April 28th, 2006, 11:39

Lateralus wrote:Hahaha, a good effort there, but unfortunately too late.

The Dr Strangelove parody won in the end.

My head is appropriately sore today, having handed the dissertation in yday afternoon.

Time for more booze then!!!