Zombie Apocalypse Contingency Plans

Chickenz · Post by **Chickenz** » July 8th, 2008, 15:51

Grimmie wrote:gift shop

SOLD!!

Akiakaiu · Post by **Akiakaiu** » July 8th, 2008, 21:19

Grab my gun, machete, sleeping roll, zombie survival guide and hop on my motorcycle and head north. Lot's of unoccupied space in Canidadada.

I wonder if I should practice riding while shooting/swinging now before the zombies hit.

Post by **Dog Pants** » July 8th, 2008, 21:58

Can't do any harm

Killavodka · Post by **Killavodka** » July 8th, 2008, 23:20

Go to middle of nowhere
Already live in the middle of nowhere
Get some nice guns
Already got an assortment of shotguns, air-rifles and a 2.2 rifle
Stock up on grub
Live on a farm, problem solved

Conclusion: Sorted

Anhamgrimmar · Post by **Anhamgrimmar** » July 8th, 2008, 23:20

friznit wrote:Actually, I'd probably head for Aldershot initially, break into one of the armouries there and grab a few choice weapons. Probably be able to grap a Warrior on the way which could be useful for smashing doors down, if nothing else. Ammo might be a problem though, so next stop would be Oxford for a visit to the old RAF Benson airfield, which is where all the Army stores are kept. Lots of 24Hr ration packs, arctic warfare gear and a gas mask. I'd probably pay a visit to my old unit in Wiltshire and grab a tank just for shits and giggles, though it'd be a pain to keep going for more than a day or two.

You won't get much ammo from Benson me old mucker, theres less than 20,000 rounds of 5.56, and less than 10,000 of 7.62 here. And i'll be having most of that! Plus one of the bowsers of avtur...Hmmmm....14,000 litres of (near)diesel would keep even a warrior or chally2 going for a while, no?

Although, the thought of having to live on compo for longer than it takes to eat the chocolate and biscuits brown fills me with dread...

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » July 9th, 2008, 8:06

i almost forgot to mention that i'll be bringing my cricket bat with me as well, i bought it for just such an occasion.

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » July 9th, 2008, 9:02

Mr. Johnson wrote:i almost forgot to mention that i'll be bringing my cricket bat with me as well, i bought it for just such an occasion.

Don't forget Queen: Greatest Hits

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » July 9th, 2008, 9:15

mrbobbins wrote:
Don't forget Queen: Greatest Hits

As in a strange twist of fate, we have that cd.

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » July 9th, 2008, 9:48

Mr. Johnson wrote:
As in a strange twist of fate, we have that cd.

Fix'd.

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » July 9th, 2008, 10:34

Fix'd what?

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » July 9th, 2008, 10:37

Mr. Johnson wrote:Fix'd what?

DENIED

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Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » July 9th, 2008, 10:47

grmbl...

/hatesmurf

MIkkyo · Post by **MIkkyo** » July 9th, 2008, 16:38

Grab a crudely made crossbow/bow and a long axe type melee weapon, oh and a .22 air rifle purely for hunting foods, well maybe if the zombie heads go a bit soft it could be useful. Scope on rifle useful for making far away things bigger. Pack all this in to a car with my tool box and go and look for friz's broken down shell magnet.

eRabbit · Post by **eRabbit** » July 10th, 2008, 0:23

I'd jump in my trusty Fiesta, drive past my girlfriends and pick her up (lets be honest, if I didn't and she got turned into a zombie she'd still hunt me down and make me suffer for it

), then take a quick trip past Buzz's and grab him, as he's full of useful knowledge.

Then a roadtrip to a reservoir that's near us with a handy island in the middle, and canoes to rent, the trip also takes us past a supermarket for stocking up. All the time wielding a trusty golf club ofcourse, none of this gun carry-on

MORDETH LESTOK · Post by **MORDETH LESTOK** » July 10th, 2008, 2:05

My buddy made a point at work...get on a sailboat? zombies can't use boats...can they? I mean...I never seen them drive cars either...

Post by **Grimmie** » July 10th, 2008, 7:07

Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

YEAH BOYYEEEEE!

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » July 10th, 2008, 11:30

Post by **HereComesPete** » July 17th, 2008, 16:57

I'd head for theany pub, get blazing drunk and use my fps honed skills to collect the weapons and ammo that I will find in crates and barrels along the way. Then I'll head to a brewery because the pub will have run out of everything, including those little dusty bottles of stuff that have melted to the shelf because their contents reacts with the varnish. On the way I'll shoot people I don't like, whether they're zombiefied or not, can't be too careful.

Post by **FatherJack** » July 17th, 2008, 17:48

I'd head for the nearest shopping mall and immediately start looting.

Post by **Grimmie** » July 17th, 2008, 19:59

FatherJack wrote:I'd head for the nearest shopping mall and immediately start looting.

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"Mmm.. Irradiated."