kids today....

Post by **TezzRexx** » January 20th, 2006, 13:31

I remember when i was about 12 I left my bike outside my NABOURHOUSE house, on their drive, almost invisible because of the car, and it still fucking got nicked.

Luckly, it was a peice of shit and falling apart each time I rod it.

Bloody pricks though, I hope the bike hell apart, and he smashed his chavvy face of a curb. And Broke his neck.

Post by **Joose** » January 20th, 2006, 14:38

simlpe trick to make your bike less appealing: Paint it with shitty emulsion. Makes it look like a pile of shite.

Bob47 · Post by **Bob47** » January 20th, 2006, 15:50

Joose wrote:simlpe trick to make your bike less appealing: Paint it with shitty emulsion. Makes it look like a pile of shite.

But then you wouldnt want to ride it and if you did people would thing you can only buy a crappy bike

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » January 20th, 2006, 15:53

Joose wrote:simlpe trick to make your bike less appealing: Paint it with shitty emulsion. Makes it look like a pile of shite.

tis one of the classics.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » January 20th, 2006, 15:54

Bob47 wrote:But then you wouldnt want to ride it and if you did people would thing you can only buy a crappy bike

I'd rather my bike looked like shite than not have a bike

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » January 20th, 2006, 16:57

Joose wrote:simlpe trick to make your bike less appealing: Paint it with shitty emulsion. Makes it look like a pile of shite.

You are a London cycle courier AICMFP!

Post by **Joose** » January 20th, 2006, 17:05

Bob47 wrote: But then you wouldnt want to ride it and if you did people would thing you can only buy a crappy bike

If you saw how i dress, you would realise how much i care about other peoples perception of me

cashy · Post by **cashy** » January 20th, 2006, 17:14

a hefty lump hammer (about 5/6lbs?) and a hard surfice (like a floor or wall) and i doubt it would last long

Wiggy · Post by **Wiggy** » January 20th, 2006, 17:35

Thermite

8 parts ground Aluminium Oxide
3 parts ground Iron Oxide
Magnesium ribbon for a fuse :D

Sorted

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » January 20th, 2006, 17:40

Wiggy69 wrote:Thermite

8 parts ground Aluminium Oxide
3 parts ground Iron Oxide
Magnesium ribbon for a fuse :D

Sorted

sparklers work well as fuses too. :D

Post by **ProfHawking** » January 20th, 2006, 19:20

Wiggy69 wrote:Thermite

8 parts ground Aluminium Oxide
3 parts ground Iron Oxide
Magnesium ribbon for a fuse :D

Sorted

nearly there,
but you need aluminium, not aluminium oxide. 2 oxides wouldnt do jack.

btw thermite isnt as distructive as many "cookbooks" would have you think. It wont burn through a car engine block in my experience. perhaps if it was a funny aluminium or magnesium one, but not a standard steel one.

Still, it would be a nice addition atop a burberry cap.

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » January 20th, 2006, 19:46

You people know entirly too much about explosives....

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » January 20th, 2006, 19:52

i think that's how you can tell the real geeks.

if they know more than is normal about explosives, weapons or other less than normal subjects, it's a geek.

Post by **ProfHawking** » January 20th, 2006, 20:30

Gunslinger42 · Post by **Gunslinger42** » January 20th, 2006, 20:37

You people know entirly too much about explosives....

You can never know too much about explosives.

Post by **ProfHawking** » January 20th, 2006, 20:41

The word unblowupable is thrown around a lot these days...
you never know when you might be faced with a situation needing explosive attention.

Plus, its fun

PS, ill be opening a pyro shop soon
www.flamelabs.co.uk keep watching the skies...
/pimp

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » January 20th, 2006, 21:01

i love you (halus also loves you)

mates rates for 5punkers?

Wiggy · Post by **Wiggy** » January 20th, 2006, 21:04

ProfHawking wrote:btw thermite isnt as distructive as many "cookbooks" would have you think. It wont burn through a car engine block in my experience. perhaps if it was a funny aluminium or magnesium one, but not a standard steel one.

Still, it would be a nice addition atop a burberry cap.

It's better if you put it in one of those small red plant pots (not the plastic ones) with the big-ish hole in the bottom. My old CO from cadets used one of these and burned a hole straight through an old engine block he had lying around (he lived on a farm). It was awesome

He didn't care much for health and safety, our boss.

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » January 20th, 2006, 21:17

Wiggy69 wrote:He didn't care much for health and safety, our boss.

Good on him. the world was a more carefree place when we didn't give to much of a hoot about anything.

Sol · Post by **Sol** » January 20th, 2006, 22:21

ProfHawking wrote:
The word unblowupable is thrown around a lot these days...
you never know when you might be faced with a situation needing explosive attention.

Plus, its fun

PS, ill be opening a pyro shop soon
www.flamelabs.co.uk keep watching the skies...
/pimp

With a few emails, i feel there will be a lot of buisness for you in the airsoft world