Posted: February 25th, 2008, 21:33
The only sand he's in is the sand in COD4, 'cos he's playing it right now. Elementary, my dear Pete.
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Posted: February 25th, 2008, 21:40
Note to self: Order for Pete a pair of glasses of at least 12 dioptries.
Posted: February 25th, 2008, 22:00
I'm posting from a laptop that has no xfire or cod on it. So unless I use majic* I can't tell that he's playing cod. Either way, it's his turn to post a new song unless someone has beaten his score.
*I don't have my spellbook to hand so I can't. I'll nudge hermione and see what she can do, again.
*I don't have my spellbook to hand so I can't. I'll nudge hermione and see what she can do, again.
Posted: February 25th, 2008, 22:02
HereComesPete wrote:I don't have my spellbook to hand so I can't. I'll nudge hermione and see what she can do, again.
So tell me pete, what is hull really like?
Posted: February 25th, 2008, 22:13
It's a shithole with cream phone boxes and chip spice.
But as for hermione, she's legal using bubbles half as much as twice the quarter of my age rule. She's 18 on april the 15th, that's close enough.
But as for hermione, she's legal using bubbles half as much as twice the quarter of my age rule. She's 18 on april the 15th, that's close enough.
Posted: February 25th, 2008, 23:37
Using the much preferable English Law (in this situation), she's over 16.HereComesPete wrote:It's a shithole with cream phone boxes and chip spice.
But as for hermione, she's legal using bubbles half as much as twice the quarter of my age rule. She's 18 on april the 15th, that's close enough.
Posted: February 26th, 2008, 1:08
you would sex her using Micky J's monkey as a proxy?!HereComesPete wrote:It's a shithole with cream phone boxes and chip spice.
But as for hermione, she's legal using bubbles
Now that's one crazy love train
Posted: February 26th, 2008, 8:51
the worst bit is, i'm calling you names, but the missus is the same age*...HereComesPete wrote:But as for hermione, she's legal using bubbles half as much as twice the quarter of my age rule. She's 18 on april the 15th, that's close enough.
*i may have mentioned this before, but i'm not sure.
Posted: February 26th, 2008, 14:51
You were pesky and beat it 27 minutes before contest closing. Anyway, you can see my xfire profile on the forums, my posts on the forums and blah blah blah yak yak yak.HereComesPete wrote:I'm posting from a laptop that has no xfire or cod on it. So unless I use majic* I can't tell that he's playing cod. Either way, it's his turn to post a new song unless someone has beaten his score.
Posted: February 26th, 2008, 15:02
Having a 17 year old girlfriend isn't necessarily a problem, it kind of depends on how old you are - Soloman's age would be ok, Jockgit's would possibly not. How old are you Mr Johnson?Mr. Johnson wrote:
the worst bit is, i'm calling you names, but the missus is the same age*...
*i may have mentioned this before, but i'm not sure.
Posted: February 26th, 2008, 15:04
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Posted: February 26th, 2008, 15:07
i'm 20. older then soloman, but far from jockgit. so that's allright then.Lateralus wrote:
Having a 17 year old girlfriend isn't necessarily a problem, it kind of depends on how old you are - Soloman's age would be ok, Jockgit's would possibly not. How old are you Mr Johnson?
Posted: February 26th, 2008, 15:10
This, Gentlemen, is one fuck of a tangent, even for 5punk.
Posted: February 26th, 2008, 15:12
Pah, we've done better I'm sure. We are professionals after all.
Posted: February 26th, 2008, 15:26
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Posted: February 26th, 2008, 15:28
at some point we jumped from audiosurf to jailbait, normally we'd stop off somewhere in between.Lateralus wrote:Pah, we've done better I'm sure. We are professionals after all.
Posted: February 26th, 2008, 15:39
Some may argue that it's not a huge leap from smurfs to jailbait. 
Posted: February 26th, 2008, 15:45
Phwoaaar, SmurfetteLateralus wrote:Some may argue that it's not a huge leap from smurfs to jailbait.
Posted: February 26th, 2008, 16:58
Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
Phwoaaar, Smurfette
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Sean Smith: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
Ronald Fisher: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Sean Smith: Smurfette?
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.
Ronald Fisher: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Sean Smith: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?
Posted: February 26th, 2008, 17:01
Pffft, excellent referencing there.