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Plug Full of Lead wrote:Surely it depends on what type/breed of dog it is.
You would not call a Great Dane "Tiny" would you?

Yes.



Also, dogs>cats for blind obedience and fetching stuff. Cats>dogs for being sadistic fucks and leaving animal body parts as presents.

Pffft, cats are still better.

Call it Hand Banana.

eion wrote:Pffft, cats are still better at failing.

Call it Hand Banana.

pffffft that episode was especially bizarre.

MrGreen wrote:AND RAPE

Because tonight... you.

I like the idea of a dog called Horse. Sounds like there should be a film about it.

Which has just reminded me of a bit that made me loller in Explorers (which was on TV on Christmas Eve):

Look, I know I must look weird to you but how do you think you look to me? Listen, I watched four episodes of "Lassie" before I figured out why the little hairy kid never spoke. I mean, he rolled over, sure, he did that fine but, I don't think he deserved a series for that.

That film is brilliant

Dog Pants wrote:I like the idea of a dog called Horse. Sounds like there should be a film about it.

Would the dog get hung by the skin of it's chest?

right, i went for Hektor, i just like the sound of it. horse would've been funny, but it doesn't work if you speak dutch.

Mr. Johnson wrote:but it doesn't work if you speak dutch.

That's just reminded me of this

that accent is spot on!

Mr. Johnson wrote:the breeder told me that the name of the dog has to start with an H.

WTF has it got to do with them what you name your dog?

Fear wrote:


WTF has it got to do with them what you name your dog?

dunno, but it's not the breeder that makes the guideline, it's the people who keep the family tree thing (don't know all the proper terms) every year has a certain letter, and every dog has to have a different name (although alternative spelling is accepted) and can be no shorter then 3 characters and no longer then 10. wich is normal, a too long name is more difficult for the dog to comprehend, and may cause confusion when you call for it.

Mr. Johnson wrote:a too long name is more difficult for the dog to comprehend, and may cause confusion when you call for it.

And that's why my poor little Supercalafragilisticexpialidocious didn't stop in time to avoid the truck

Oh I know what you mean, in the UK there is a kennel club name, then the real name. The kennel club name reflects the mum and dad somehow.

For example, out last dog was "Tollwood Teaser" but we named him Arthur.

Our current dog is "Qualitil Black Beauty" but we call her Jess.

what fear said.

Indeed. I have a black lab called 'Minstrel of Masham', but his real name is spike.