5punk

cheeseandham wrote:Never thought of that. Any suggestions as to the food?

ISTR Alcohol and spicy foods are usually a good start.

cheesandham wrote:lol, no, better I simply do the hurt look that women are so fond of and remind her of her dumb mistake at every opportune moment. Usually when she's about to chastise me for doing something silly. Kind of like "inverse brownie points"

Ooh clever, you realise though that it won't count after a few months, but anything you've EVER done will be forever pertinent and used against you.

cheesandham wrote: Never thought of that. Any suggestions as to the food?

Hmm, strong flavours usually lead to transferrence so - onion, spices, smoked foods, drinks full of congeners such as heavy reds like barolo's or rioja's, port, sherry and other aged fortified things, tequila/mesquite, asparagus. If you smoke, thats helps make jizz smell terrible, but you won't smell it even if it leaks, same as smoke is less apparent to smokers.

cheesandham wrote:Her personal money? You're not married are you?

No, however I regard this as a good thing!

cheeseandham wrote:Never thought of that. Any suggestions as to the food?

Spicy Pot Noodle and Retsina.

Although you may actually suffer more.

FatherJack wrote: Spicy Pot Noodle and Retsina.

Although you may actually suffer more.

That sounds like personal experience!

The Incredible... wrote:i owe someone a beer for this. or whatever your favourite tipple is

I claim this, and dependent on your richness and niceness.

cheapest - any vodka, a dribble of cock
next, jack daneils plus a smaller dribble of cock
beautiful - johnny walker 100ml + 2x5ml ice cubes.

HereComesPete wrote:I can punch KV in the head for you! Each person who wants me to do so send me 1 shiny penny.


*to cover bandages for my hand after I've finished what I have no doubt will be a very poplar thing

Can I send you a 2x4 with several nails hammered through it instead?

GDB FAT seems to have recovered pretty much everything as far as i can tell, although i haven't been through every one of the several hundred folders of music to check every track is there

*makes note of the fat>ntfs problem for next time someone fucks up*

eion wrote: Can I send you a 2x4 with several nails hammered through it instead?

It might be easier to post as 2x4 and nails, which can be combined into a fitting punishment which I will then apply liberally to KV, just thinking it would be easier to wrap y'see.

read the small print

*KV cannot be deemed responsible for other people's fuck-ups nor can he be punched in the head or applied liberally with a make-shift weapon

I read the small print, it makes no sense, your syntax is fucked up. Consequently I intend to punch you in the head/beat you with a lump of wood with nails through it, just as soon as the shiny pennies/paper money arrives.*






*rather unlikely, but I can but hope

HereComesPete wrote:Consequently I intend to punch you in the head/beat you with a lump of wood with nails through it, just as soon as the shiny pennies/paper money arrives.

You mean you wouldn't just do it for the love of it?

I'm not happy to send money unless I see proof of your willingness to hurt KV in advance.

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:I'm not happy to send money unless I see proof of your willingness to hurt KV in advance.

And then I don't get any money because I've already punched him in the head. I won't do it for free, unless the gf asked me too, she gives me sex, and as much as I love you guys, sex from you will not make me do stuff, except maybe get a shrink/black out from the horror.

For the ironic cheese of it, I could smack him with a hdd and shout format THIS you fuck!

pfft whatever... on a tangent, ERGONOMICS at its best

<img src="http://www.syntaxerror.nu/joy029.jpg">

Ooh, hot damn! Is that the xbox 720 controller? or the ps4? I remember playing summer games, wrapping your finger in cloth to rub the buttons faster, world record in every event with that method, a part from pole vault, which was a tricky bastard.

I prefer the ergonomics of this: