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Good point eion, I cant really have a go about hours spent on a game, when between halo and halo 2 I've clocked up between 6,000-7,000 hours.*


*However, I spent over 1/2 that with 1 or more person sat next to me as a guest on my live account, drinking beer and verbally abusing the small children that inhabit post game carnage reports.

WHO TALKED!?

HereComesPete wrote:Hello! Another Magical Gaaay Fairy Land player eh? I see you've not clocked up as many hours as Killavodka, but I'm also guessing you have a real life!

Define "real"

Well, KV would say hello, but he got in from work, came and said hello to me and the gf (his sister) and then started wow, he is still playing, having not eaten any food, got any drink, and as far as I can tell, not washed, pissed or defecated either, thats lack of rl skills. I suppose you could be the same, but can you prove you obsessiveness with hours?

Hai thar

HereComesPete wrote:Hello! Another Magical Gaaay Fairy Land player eh? I see you've not clocked up as many hours as Killavodka, but I'm also guessing you have a real life!

Nicketal wrote: Define "real"

lol, actually. while you're at it, define "life"

I could, but the last time I did it, it was part a 14,000 word dissertation on the 'rationality of postmodern thought' for part of my philosophy degree, do you want to read that?

i'll defecate on your face pete, fuck off to newcastle so i can have some peace and quiet

and an uninterrupted wank over horse porn

Killavodka wrote:and an uninterrupted wank over horse porn

hi pete

.. oh yea hi fellow WoW player

Killavodka wrote:i'll defecate on your face pete, fuck off to newcastle so i can have some peace and quiet

fine by me, I'll leave you here with your 768kbps, and go get my 4meg cable bb, which I might upgrade to 20meg when i get more cash.

Hello!

HereComesPete wrote:*snip* said hello to me and the gf (his sister) *snip*

Whose gf are we talking about here?

We weren't talking about any, but the gf I mentioned is mine. I wouldn't put KV beyond incest, but thankfully his sister is (fairly, given she's going out with me so something is wrong) normal. You can talk about her if you want, I find macho jealousy is a complete waste of time, excepting when its really necessary.

HereComesPete wrote:We weren't talking about any, but the gf I mentioned is mine. I wouldn't put KV beyond incest, but thankfully his sister is (fairly, given she's going out with me so something is wrong) normal. You can talk about her if you want, I find macho jealousy is a complete waste of time, excepting when its really necessary.

Me too, some times its necessary to make your lady feel loved, but my mrs has this cute thing where she has no idea she is flirting, if she wasn't so dark, she'd been born blonde.

Edit: well its more she doesn't notice when others are flirting with her so carries on talking to them so gives the impression she's interested. Doesn't bother me because I know I'm the one going home with her.

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That is always a great feeling, watching the gf dance with her mates, seeing the pissed singlies flock like vultures to what they see as vague lesbian action, then waiting at the side of the dancefloor, then just going over and grinding away and pissing them all off.

I've not drank a drop, but I think berk has got me drunk via the interwebs!

HereComesPete wrote:That is always, watching the singlies flock like vultures whilst at the side of the dancefloor, then just going over and grinding away and pissing thm all off.

I find a subtly placed hand on the leg or a grab of the arse works wonders, but a kiss and a 'hi sweetie' pisses people off the best

ZOMG! You boys have girlfriends?!

tandino wrote:ZOMG! You boys have girlfriends?!

And thus have cooties

spoodie wrote: And thus have cooties

Is that the one that makes your pee sting?
Because They gave me pills for that and it doesn't happen anymore