SR Bug hunt

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 9th, 2010, 16:08

Al wrote:You can call me Al. Funnily enough I'm doing a bit of a self employment job. We came across a crispy corpse after a run-in with the Star. Don't know who the fuck she was, but by the looks of her she might have been the tip of a particularly shitty iceberg. Bad juju, and where there's bad juju there's usually something interesting going on. Didn't realise this was your patch, but putting two and two together I reckon you might have had a run in with her. Don't get me wrong, I'm not on some corporate manhunt. This is more a sideline out of my own curiosity. Like I say, this stiff was fucking weird.

Post by **Roman Totale** » September 9th, 2010, 16:56

Al wrote:Like I say, this stiff was fucking weird

Chopper wrote:That's your problem right there, Al - sex with dead people tends to get a bit freaky.

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 9th, 2010, 17:30

Ignoring Chopper 4 + CHA 5 = 9

1, 3, 6, 4, 3, 4, 2, 3, 6: 2 hits.

Post by **deject** » September 9th, 2010, 17:36

Dog Pants wrote:Ignoring Chopper 4 + CHA 5 = 9

1, 3, 6, 4, 3, 4, 2, 3, 6: 2 hits.

Post by **Roman Totale** » September 9th, 2010, 17:49

If you'd glitched that you'd dream about him at night.

The Shutting Downs

you mean he doesn't already?

Post by **Roman Totale** » September 9th, 2010, 18:21

The Shutting Downs wrote:you mean he doesn't already?

Yes, but usually he has a happy ending.

Post by **Joose** » September 10th, 2010, 9:02

Roman Totale wrote:If you'd glitched that you'd dream about him at night.

We have already had one nightmare dream sequence in this campaign

The gang leader hums a couple bars of a tune. Chonk chuckles. Those of you with street knowledge skills and/or ork or troll related knowledge skills can do a roll to see if they recognise it.

gang leader wrote:Al, huh. I'm Toast, but people call me "ohshititshimrunaway!" Think I know the corpse you mean. The one those pigs took with em a little while back, from down the road? Yeah. Fucking weird thing, that was.

See, first off she comes out the shadows at me whilst im taking a piss. That's not a good time to surprise a guy. She's all "ooh, help me, argh". I told her to fuck off, bitch wants to OD or whatever that's her deal. Then her face kinda pushed out, like there was something in it trying to get out. Just for a second, like, but that were enough for me, so I set her ass on fire. Went up like a fucking Roman Candle, and off she went. You hear a lot of weird shit happening round here lately, but setting shit on fire normally makes it go away, eh?

He gives Chopper a funny look.

Post by **Roman Totale** » September 10th, 2010, 10:39

Chopper wrote:Er what? Yeah, no. Put out a few in my time. Messy.

Any more beer in here?

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 10th, 2010, 16:03

Wait, Toast? That sounds familiar...

Al wrote:Toast. I've heard of you by reputation, didn't realise it was you last time. Well whatever was trying to get out of her face is what we're looking for. I don't know what it is, but someone's bound to be interested if we find out. That's what's in it for us, how come you're being so free and easy with the info?

Don't think I've any skill that would identify an orc song.

Post by **HereComesPete** » September 10th, 2010, 16:07

I can speak it but I'm not sure that would help.

Is there not a future version of shazam that we could play the hummed tune to and see if it knows?

Post by **Joose** » September 10th, 2010, 16:22

Dog Pants wrote:Wait, Toast? That sounds familiar...

Toast shrugs.

Toast wrote:Cos if theres some evil cult summoning demonic beings from the far metaplanes around here, I would rather said demons eat your face than mine. Plus, booze.

He takes another drink. Between them, the gangers have gone through 80 nuyens worth of drinks already.

Toast wrote:You aint the first one to ask about her, you know. Bunch of bitches in chunky armour came through here yesterday. Smelt like cops, so we told em to fuck off. Don't like cops. Creepy fuckers, they were too, and this is me saying it.

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 10th, 2010, 16:55

Hopefully the 80Y is worth it. Anyway, I like having this guy on side.

Al wrote:Fair enough. The big dudes were probably Ares stooges. They showed up just after we found Miss Crispy. So what other weird shit's happening? Reckon it's connected?

Post by **Roman Totale** » September 10th, 2010, 17:47

Chopper wrote:What sort of questions were the cops asking? Out of interest.

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 10th, 2010, 18:35

Al misses a beat and looks in astonishment at Chopper.

Post by **Joose** » September 10th, 2010, 18:38

Toast burps heavily.

Toast wrote:Iss the Basement, all sorts of weird shits been happening here, always doesh. Theres been a bunch of people gone mishing recently, Fingers Freddy got fucked up by an vampire midget, some middle eastern free spirit got its ass kicked cos some vigilante tosshers thought it was a fucking Shedim, and some Renraku homeless shelter thing got set up. I mean, Megacorps giving shit away for free? Fucking weird shit right there, you ashk me.

He continues to give Chopper a funny look.

Post by **Roman Totale** » September 10th, 2010, 18:51

Chopper looks him in the eye and whistles some Gary Numan.

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 10th, 2010, 18:57

Renraku homeless shelters? I know anything about these?

Renraku Corp knowledge 3 + INT 4 = 7

2, 1, 5, 1, 6, 6, 3: 3 hits.

Post by **HereComesPete** » September 10th, 2010, 21:39

Frank, message to chopper wrote:I could be wrong dude, but he might want to fuck you. Just sayin.

Post by **Roman Totale** » September 11th, 2010, 10:17

Chopper wrote:Shit, dudes dig me just as much as the chicks. What can I say? I'm smoking hot.

Chopper licks his fingers and smoothes down his practically non existent eyebrows.