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brb, can't stop laughing.
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Post by The Shutting Downs »

Ah well :lol:

I'm safe in the knowledge I got the last laugh anyway 8)
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I do nothing on 2, waiting for phase 3.
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Post by Roman Totale »

The Shutting Downs wrote:Ah well :lol:

I'm safe in the knowledge I got the last laugh anyway 8)
Depends what happens to your body... :shock:
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Shit on it!
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Roman Totale wrote:Depends what happens to your body... :shock:
Not really, I am a complete Git...
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HereComesPete wrote:Shit on it!
Quiet in the cheap seats! :P
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Post by deject »

my problem is that Joose edited in that he came back after I had already posted my response and I never saw it. I would have reacted differently if I had seen it.
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Post by Grimmie »

Okay, well. Anyway.

Grim's gonna turn and aim at Toast on 2.
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deject wrote:my problem is that Joose edited in that he came back after I had already posted my response and I never saw it. I would have reacted differently if I had seen it.
It's much more fun this way though.

I do hope Deej makes it...
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deject wrote:my problem is that Joose edited in that he came back after I had already posted my response and I never saw it. I would have reacted differently if I had seen it.
Yeah, I saw that but I was already under the impression he'd come back. I can't remember what it said before. I can only go off how I was imagining things in my head in order to remain neutral, and unfortunately the forums aren't the best way to get that across.

Guys, if you're going to start fights then don't edit your posts please.
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Post by Joose »

I am sorry about the edit thing. That was done before a fight even seemed like a possibility, let alone a likelihood, and it didn't occur to me that there might be confusion about it until it was too late.

Anyhoo, turn two and Toast takes another swing for Deej:

1,2,+7 = 10. Well shit. I'm still on fire, but as it doesn't impact, I guess that doesn't matter...
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Post by deject »

wait wait wait I haven't even fucking gone yet.
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I can take that roll back if you like.... :)
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Post by Grimmie »

Haha, just roll Deject. We usually do things out of order on skype, and sort them afterwards anyway.
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Well I'd rather we did things in order, but if anyone wants to give the other guy a heads up on what they're about to do then who am I to argue? At any rate, melee goes before ranged so Toast's attack misses first. Also, I said I'd make all rolls, but since I doubt anyone is likely to refute Joose's spectacularly bad roll I'll let that one slide.
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Post by deject »

Right-o.
deej wrote:Image
PHYS: 8,7 + 11 = 26

deject brings to bear on phase one, and on phase 2 unleashes a full burst into Toast.

Rifle: 5,9 + 8 = 22
Auto/Support = 5,9 + 5 = 19
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Post by Dog Pants »

:lol:

The phys roll I'll give you, but I'll make the attack roll myself.

To hit: 4+3, +8(skill), -3(wild shot), -5(melee with rifle), +3(RoF), +1(laser sight) = 14
Auto: replace rifle with Auto/Support = 11

1 round hits, 8 DAM 5 PEN, which does one point of bruising against Toast's PV of 14. Fucking hell Joose.
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Dog Pants wrote:Fucking hell Joose.
:shock: :lol:

TOAST LIVES! (for now)
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3 then, I think.
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