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I've taken much tougher prey than you. You want to go at it that's fine. I've got plenty of bullets left in this bad boy.
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Mephit wanders over to stand with Dirk and Grimmie
Mephit wrote:Thes shud ba gud!
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BULLET TIEM!

turn one, Toast bursts into flame and leaps forward in a thrashy, arms and legs and head everywhere style attack.

Boosting Dex: 6,7,+7 = 20
Body Blaze 2: 7,6,+10 = 23
Unarmed: 8,9,+8 = 25. Oh Christ. Sorry Deject.

Body Blaze: 9 DMG, 1 PEN
Teeth: 3 DMG, 1 PEN
Damage Bonus: 3
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Punching a dose of Tranq into Dirks neck

Unarmed: 8+8+8=24

Then drawing Cleaver to hold Grimmie back...
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Wait now hold up. You can't do all that at once. If we're doing this, it's going to be in bullet time. PAGING DOG PANTS.
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Tranq - Turn1

Cleaver - turn 2
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That was in bullet time. I did all the boosting and stuff pre-combat, just like I was earlier.
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Post by deject »

I'm talking about Joose doing 3 things at once...

Well then I brought to bear before combat and shoot your ass on Phase 1.

Rifle: 10,1 + 8 - 3 (wild shot) = 16
Auto/Support: 10,1 + 5 = 16

That's 5 bullets hit.
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Post by Dog Pants »

Everyone stop posting so fast! Wait until I've edited this post.

Edit: Okay. *Deep breath*

Toast and Mephit have done a little pre-combat prep. The Ebb abilities were pre-calculated (it's in the rule book) just before he jumped, so yeah his abilities and attack can go off at the same time.

However, Mephit isn't psychic and can react on 2 like everyone else. You might know Toast well enough to know he'll attack in this situation, but not when down to 0.6 of a second.
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Will shush...
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Post by Joose »

Yeah, didnt. Boost to my dex was pre combat, and has no visable sign, so doesnt start combat. Body blaze goes off the turn after I cast it, and I can "pre emptively" cast it so it goes off turn 1. Check the Ebb rules :)
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Well as an impartial type who's lolling at this I would like to point out you called bullet tiem then said all that stuff :above:

If someone burst into flame and started getting all stary eyed at you then you'd react faster than deject has had a chance to. Seems you've done loads of things then said right bullet time starts now because I say so.
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Actually, I went through all that with Doggers before I posted it, to make sure it was ok...
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Please wait for Doggers folks, like he asked...
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No! U!
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Seriously, you were walking away from me, and now all of the sudden you're instantly in my face. I have a higher Dex, so I'm pretty sure I'd at least be able to react before you pull any shit.
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Uh, no I wasnt. I came back from walking away, and stood at the side smoking a fag for a sec.
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:above: see edit...
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Post by Dr. kitteny berk »

Joose wrote:Uh, no I wasnt. I came back from walking away, and stood at the side smoking a fag for a sec.
As you posted walking away, but not walking back, you set your own precedent for posting movement there. :P
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Post by Dog Pants »

I hate PvP. There's going to be decisions going for and against everyone here. I'm going to try to be as fair as possible, but fights between players are always emotional. You'll just have to take my decisions on the chin, and remember that my mental image of what's happening might differ from yours, but we're going off mine as it's the only way to be fair. Also, as from now and until this fight is resolved I'll be making all rolls. Not that I don't trust anyone, but there's no doubts of fairness then.

I was under the impression that Toast has gone back, before he went mental. I think that's what Joose meant, so he's in the room.

There was dialogue between Toast and Deject for at least a round. This gives toast the opportunity to pre-charge his abilities.

Mephit moves over to Dirk and Grimmie while this is happening.

Grimmie notices Mephit taking an attack position and opens his mouth to speak, when Toast burst into flames.

As Toast leaps forward, Grimmie brings to bear on a dex -4 check and opens fire on Mephit:

Toast - 6+1, +8 = 15.
Toast does 6 DAM 1 PEN with his teeth, then 9 DAM 1 PEN with the fire. That means Deject takes 7 damage total to the torso. That's over half the hit points for that location so Deject needs to make a straight PHYS roll to stay conscious. No wounds as none of the attacks penetrated.

Grimmie - 9+8, +10 (skill) -3 (wild shot) +3 (RoF) +5(point blank) +1 (laser sight) = 33
Changing Rifle skill for Auto/Support (6) = 29
All 5 rounds hit, with the first doing an extra 13 damage. 6 damage from each round, + 13 from the first, is 43 damage to Mephit's chest. That pretty much cuts him in half even as he lunges for Dirk.

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So, what happens on 2?
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