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by Dog Pants » July 21st, 2010, 21:48
Eep, not my best thing. Shame, I'm likely to be poisoned a lot as a Rogue.
Roll(1d20)+1:
14,+1
Total:15
Not too shabby.
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by Grimmie » July 21st, 2010, 21:59
The poison doesn't seem to have affected you just yet, you'll need to make another saving throw in a minute's time though.
Fightin' order:
Spider
Bart
Forenrond!
Bart's up!
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by Grimmie » July 21st, 2010, 22:45
You're seeing things.
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by Dog Pants » July 22nd, 2010, 7:32
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by Grimmie » July 22nd, 2010, 8:46
We need a whole image gallery specifically for these.
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by fabyak » July 22nd, 2010, 9:03
Grimmie wrote: The spider's darts towards Forenrond's hand and pokes both fangs into the meat of his thumb in a clean bite.
The spider's what?
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by Joose » July 22nd, 2010, 9:17
Have I lost a day or something? Or are you in fact shouting at me for not already responding to a post that's less than 12 hours old? 9 of which I was asleep?
Anyway, as the spider is up high and I have no ranged attacks, I shall ready my weapon and look menacing.
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by Grimmie » July 22nd, 2010, 11:07
If this turns into "Point out Grimmie's late-night grammar and spelling mistakes" I am going to have to start choking bitches.
And Joose, we're just excited and impatient :D
Forenrond's up.
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by Dog Pants » July 22nd, 2010, 12:05
Joose wrote: Or are you in fact shouting at me for not already responding to a post that's less than 12 hours old? 9 of which I was asleep
Yes! Also, I wanted to make a picture.
Is this spider within stabbing distance?
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by Grimmie » July 22nd, 2010, 12:25
The symbol you removed revealed a head-sized hole, said hole punches through the wall into the open church. You can stick your noggin in and have a look to see where Mr. Spider has gotten to if you really want?
But no, he had a nibble and promptly buggered off inside.
Howeeevvveerrr.. I need to look at the Attack of Opportunity rules come to think of it. A retreating enemy might give you the chance to give him a quick stab. Bear with me on that.
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by fabyak » July 22nd, 2010, 13:08
Sorry Mr G! I was getting rage at our webserver at the time!
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by Grimmie » July 22nd, 2010, 18:43
Alright, yes - Here we go. The spider retreated from being right next to you, so you get a retro-active free stab between Spider's move and Bart's move.
Roll'em! You're at a -2 for hanging from a big ol' rope.
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by Dog Pants » July 22nd, 2010, 23:46
Roll(1d20)+-2:
1,+-2
Total:-1
I forgot to take the -2 off my first roll and got a 17. Sucks to reroll. Did I miss?
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by deject » July 23rd, 2010, 0:26
Dog Pants wrote: Roll(1d20)+-2:
1,+-2
Total:-1
I forgot to take the -2 off my first roll and got a 17. Sucks to reroll. Did I miss?
lmao
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by Baliame » July 23rd, 2010, 1:34
You swing your blade at the spider and stab yourself in the groin!
Game over.
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by Grimmie » July 23rd, 2010, 9:53
Yep, sorry! Natural 1s are instant misses.
You wobble two and fro on your rope as you spaz-hand the side of the building.
Spider has well and truly buggered off inside the chapel.
So, what're you doing on your turn?
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by Joose » July 23rd, 2010, 9:57
If the spider has cocked off, are we still in combat mode?
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by Grimmie » July 23rd, 2010, 10:04
Yep, until pants decides what to do on his turn.
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by Dog Pants » July 23rd, 2010, 10:16
I'll climb back down and hand the symbol over to Bart.
Shankley wrote: Big spider up there. Blasted thing bit me.
I'll gingerly show him the mark.