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GoatMasterUK
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Shut up!

Post by GoatMasterUK »

And talk to me 5punkers =/
I need friends :< *Real* friends..
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Post by Dog Pants »

Well, we're only internet-friends on here so we might not really exist. Apart from the guys at the bashes. I know Berk exists because he nearly broke my thumb.

Apart from that, talk away dear boy. I've chatted to you on xfire a couple of times, so welcome to the forums. :ahoy:
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Post by MrGreen »

Dog Pants wrote:. I know Berk exists because he nearly broke my thumb.
Story tangent DEPLOY.

Anyway, we're all nice people, feel free.
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Post by Dr. kitteny berk »

Dog Pants wrote:I know Berk exists because he nearly broke my thumb.
:lol:
GoatMasterUK wrote:And talk to me 5punkers =/
I need friends :< *Real* friends..
Find ye way to the board of disco, there usually be talking shit in that place.

Though I'm not real, or particularly friendly.
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Post by tandino »

*shuts up*
*talks to you*
*divides by zero*
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Post by tandino »

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
Find ye way to the board of disco, there usually be talking shit in that place.

Though I'm not real, or particularly friendly.
You are, however, a cu<i></i>nt - so that's something!
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Post by mrbobbins »

Asking people to be your friends on the internet would usually end in disaster or humiliation, or disasterous humiliation.
Good job we're all friendly 5punkers so we can bum you :wronghole:

If you havn't gathered by now, bumming is a socially acceptable form of greeting in 5punkland
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Post by eion »

Other acceptable forms of greeting on 5punk:
- groping
- frotting
- teabagging (:bagged:)
- surprise sex
- bombarding with invitations to play BEEF
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Post by mrbobbins »

eion wrote:- bombarding with invitations to play BEEF
:lol:

Not forgetting being RO-BO'd:

http://www.bobbins.xappy.com/Store/ROBO
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Post by eion »

And of course a good old-fashioned horsing.
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Post by Dog Pants »

MrGreen wrote:Story tangent DEPLOY.
I think (we were both very drunk) I questioned his ability to apply subdual techniques at the Grim-bash. He proved me wrong by demonstrating how correct pressure applied to someone's thumb could put them on the floor. I seem to remember though that I demonstrated how while this may be effective it isn't entirely painless to the subduer, by getting several punches to the ribs in on the way down. All in good humour though :)
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Post by Dr. kitteny berk »

Dog Pants wrote:I think (we were both very drunk) I questioned his ability to apply subdual techniques at the Grim-bash. He proved me wrong by demonstrating how correct pressure applied to someone's thumb could put them on the floor. I seem to remember though that I demonstrated how while this may be effective it isn't entirely painless to the subduer, by getting several punches to the ribs in on the way down. All in good humour though :)
:lol: I think that's how it happened.

was a little tipsy though.
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Post by mrbobbins »

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
:lol: I think that's how it happened.

was a little tipsy though.
a little?

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Post by deject »

:lol:
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Post by eion »

:lol:

That might be Berk, but it also looks like it might be a piece of abandoned construction equipment. On a chair.
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Post by fabyak »

or someone having a not so sly shuffle
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Post by eion »

fabyak wrote:or someone having a not so sly shuffle
:above: :lol:
I lolled.
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Post by thewombleofdeath »

:lol:
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Post by HereComesPete »

:wave: loes fuckface :wave: Is that enough talking?

Also :lol: :lol: @ the fat lady enjoying the show of berk having a hand shandy.
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Post by northwesten »

eion wrote:And of course a good old-fashioned horsing.
I even clicked on that knowing i was going to get kinky :excited:
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