CPU Temp?

If you touch your software enough does it become hardware?

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Post by tandino »

Sheriff Fatman wrote:
Oh so fucking this.

The hours of fun I have had <s>sneaking up behind a mate at his station, inverting the can and giving him a good blast on the back of his neck (also works with just-removed-from-hot-beverage tea spoons, although this often incites a more aggressive response).</s> bumming children


I'm sure there are a few strike throughs in that statement
Simple and effective.
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Sheriff Fatman wrote:
Oh so fucking this.

The hours of fun I have had sneaking up behind a mate at his station, inverting the can and giving him a good blast on the back of his neck (also works with just-removed-from-hot-beverage tea spoons, although this often incites a more aggressive response).
The other thing that often incites a more aggressive response is when you pick up what you think is an air duster and spray it on the back of someone's neck, but it actually turns out to be foaming cleaner for LCDs (made by the same manufacturer and in a disconcertingly similar-looking can).

Oops.
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Post by Hehulk »

*goes a bit off topic

How do you guys measure temperatures in your computers?
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Post by fabyak »

Hehulk wrote:*goes a bit off topic

How do you guys measure temperatures in your computers?
Use your tounge, failing that I used the built in sensors on the motherboard
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Post by friznit »

Hehulk wrote:*goes a bit off topic

How do you guys measure temperatures in your computers?
Most BIOS will have a readout, or you can download 3rd party progs that translate these into a nifty windoze interfarce. If you have an ASUS mobo fx, the CD comes with a nifty little tool called PCProbe that shows voltages, fan speeds and temps and even lets you tweak them all on the fly, if you're rich enough.
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Post by Dr. kitteny berk »

Coretemp

Or mobo maker's apps, or Everest

However, it is worth remembering most machines will vary wildly in their stated temperatures.*

This is because the probes on computers aren't calibrated well, so the actual numbers you see will have no relation to reality or other machines.

Obviously, hotter is usually worse, but it's a case of working out what is hot for your machine.

*I like coretemp because it's very reliable between machines
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Post by mrbobbins »

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:Everest
:above: This, lots of lovely readings plus it works with the G15 keyboard LCD so you can fully customize the display.

For example
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Post by spoodie »

I really should explore all the other things this Everest does. Only got it for CPU and gfx card temperate in the system tray at the moment.
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Oooh, that's quite fancy.
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