The Yorkman - issue 16 (unofficial news)

cashy · Post by **cashy** » March 12th, 2007, 21:24

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote:Just so you all know, you can all choose the Colon Police as a secondary clan within Shartak

Braw! I had no idea, i thought i had replaced 5punk with it

Post by **Roman Totale** » March 12th, 2007, 22:19

Fucking hell - we created the name Colon Police because we felt the Colonial Police were extremely anal and up themselves. Anyone needing any further confirmation of this should read this article, specifically the comments made by Kjenlednledlie (leader of the CP).

I mean bloody hell, how does he manage read the damn thing with his head that far up his arse?

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » March 12th, 2007, 22:50

http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Pol ... ry12306131

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 13th, 2007, 8:34

The more I hear about these people the more I want to do things to wind them up. Elitist cunts.

I just need some sort of offensive skills now, or even a way of earning XP to get some

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 13th, 2007, 8:39

haunting skillset. always.

pisses the CP off and earns great xp

Post by **fabyak** » March 13th, 2007, 8:40

get to the top of the haunting skills then stalk a medical hut (in York or instance

) and sleep a few squares away from it (but not North as Lacuna appears to have got wise to that one)

cashy · Post by **cashy** » March 13th, 2007, 12:44

Not sure who set up a hut as a base for the colon police in york, but i just found some cheeky colonial type sleeping there( http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=7872) .
Bagged and abused.

Post by **Roman Totale** » March 13th, 2007, 17:36

cashy wrote:Not sure who set up a hut as a base for the colon police in york, but i just found some cheeky colonial type sleeping there( http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=7872) .
Bagged and abused.

I bet you anything that's one of their zerg characters. They're more than happy to have a go at OrcHips/Here to kill Lacuna (despite the fact it's two different people, but let's not spoil their error) for alleged zerging though.