5punker Of The Year Awards

[Dog Pants]

Most Potential As A Vampire Award
Friznit. If Hehulk is first but not allowed to win, surely it's Friz. Hell, some weeks I swear he's clocked up 80 hours on eve, plus he plays other games too! And he's already got the white, pallid skin.

Of course Hehulk is allowed to win, I just didn't want it to be a one horse race

I'm just peeved that hihs modding efforts removed one of my best eve-5punkers from the game! It's since he became a mod that he left us!

Hehulk again?

[amblin]

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[Fear]

I had to read that twice to work out if you meant Dog Pants or someone else (and someone else could only have fitted Hehulk).

Im not sure I am old enough to vote so i'll just say what Amblin did.
Now send me that 100 mil isk you promised.

[Woo Elephant Yeah]

Spammer Of The Year Award
For me this has to be Berk, no question. He's a filthy posting whore, and always contributes to pretty much every post on 5punk, even if it is a Impact Kitten ^TM image when there is nothing left for him to say. On a sidenote I'd like to also thanks him for organising the Beef server with everyone

Most Potential As A Vampire Award
I tried my hardest to think of someone else, but without a doubt the only person I can think of here is HeHulk, with Friznit a possible second.

Pimp Of The Year
Quite hard to work out actually, as an awful lot of members have helped bring people to 5punk through referrals, but because of the large amount of 5punkers coming through Eve, I would have to go with CentredEdgeDesign. Now if only you could convince a few of them to post elsewhere on the site, that would be great

Nazi Of The Year
Lateralus, the 5punks grammar nazi of 2006. I'm amazed he hasn't picked up on my constant misuse of the ' symbol in almost every sentence though

Monkey-At-A-Keyboard Award
Well it was going to be Ty of course, then along came a fellow named Pete Armstrong, who has baffled me with various posts on god knows what. He seems like a very nice chap though, and has actively got involved with 5punk as a community, as well as the gaming side of things, so I think he should win an English Dictionary for this one.

Bastard Of The Year
Stoat, without question. Without him, 5punk would of been an idea in my head that I never would of been able to pull off. (Oooh that sounded a bit weird) The new look discussion board amongst other things this year has amazed me, and the fact this is all done in his spare time for free makes me appreciate it all the more. Stoat seems to do monkey coding hacks in about 30 seconds, whereas it would take me all week, and even then it wouldn't be as good.

Liver Of The Year
A close run thing here, but that Tesco vodka looked fucking disgusting, and it has to go to JockGit, who truly lived up to his name, and got himself into a drunken pirate state at the LAN.

The Sir Die Aloty Award for 5punker Of The Year
Dog Pants. One of the best things I have done here at 5punk is bringing someone like Dog Pants on board as a site moderator. It clearly needed it, as I am pretty shit at dealing with breaking up flame posts and board arguments. Not only that, Dog Pants has managed to bring something extra to 5punk that was missing, and is great at acting on his own accord and doing stuff like this post, or speaking up when he notices something isn't as it should be. He's also helped me out a lot with creation of images for the site, and I hope he sticks around forever and a day, because if I were to let go of 5punk, he'd be the man getting the keys


Special Mentions for some of those not on the list above :

Father Jack - For always posting useful and informative posts, and I think you'd all agree that this man has literacy skills far beyond our own, and his posts are always a joy (if somewhat very time consuming) to read.
Spoodie - Well, for just being Spoodie, and always adding an element of fun to everything, along with some very good postings in sticky situations which require a bit of tact.
ProfHawking - His dedication to hosting 2 LAN parties for 5punkers this year has amazed me, and allthough I haven't been able to make any of them, I'm sure everyone who has attended will thank you for this.
TezzRexx - Thanks to the ginger one for keeping up his Game postings in the Gaming Chat forum, it's probably a pain in the ass to remember to do, but I appreciate it.
Grimmie - For keeping us amused with Vladimir and Ural, and of course paper hats.
Bobbins and Roman - For making what is probably one of the funniest moments in 5punk history with RO-BO, and always without fail making my laugh my socks off.

Apologies if I haven't mentioned you in particular, there are just too many people to think of, and you've all helped make this site an enjoyable place to be and run, and without that, well, I wouldn't be doing it.

That's all for now, thanks 5punkers

[Fred Woogle]

Monkey-At-A-Keyboard Award
Well it was going to be Ty of course, then along came a fellow named Pete Armstrong, who has baffled me with various posts on god knows what. He seems like a very nice chap though, and has actively got involved with 5punk as a community, as well as the gaming side of things, so I think he should win an English Dictionary for this one.

How dare he steal my award, he's doing it on purpose to get it, so hbe dosn'r qualify....

[deject]

w00t, another year of flying under the radar...

[Fear]

w00t, another year of flying under the radar...

Perhaps a variant of MILF of the year would get you a mention? Perhaps MILW Of The Year?

[Fred Woogle]

Perhaps a variant of MILF of the year would get you a mention? Perhaps MILW Of The Year?

Midget I'd Like to Wank-on

[Woo Elephant Yeah]

w00t, another year of flying under the radar...

Deject - For having THE mother I'd like to Werd

[Chickenz]

you forgot Pnut WEY

Pnut : Beef Rager of the year

[Lateralus]

Spammer Of The Year Award
This would have to go to Berk I feel. Cuntiness aside, he is generally far quicker than google for finding out what one actually needs to know, about almost anything. I'm sure he replies quicker than google searches! Also, as others have mentioned, he posts in virtually every thread here, and this year achieved his life-time ambition of overtaking WEY on his post count. Dirty spamming whore.

Most Potential As A Vampire Award
*Looks past Hehulk*
*Sees no-one even close*
*Votes for Hehulk*
However, woo yay for getting Hehulk to occasionally close Eve to play Beef for a while!

Pimp Of The Year
Since a large number of the new members have come through Eve, then I'll follow the bandwagon of CentredEdgeDesign. However, as also mentioned already, getting them to post elsewhere would be good! Dirty bunch of lurkers down there.

Nazi Of The Year
Dog Pants has been an ace moderator here, and certainly gets my vote.

Monkey-At-A-Keyboard Award
It is a close call between Ty and Peter Armstrong here, but it has to go to Ty. His dedication to the destruction of the English Language is unparalleled. I feel we should configure the site to only work with Firefox 2. (Its interesting to note that the spell-checker doesn't recognise firefox or google )

Bastard Of The Year
Undoubtedly Stoat. His codez skillzorz are the basis on which this whole site is build, and for the I salute you sir.

Liver Of The Year
Dog Pants fails, because his liver failed along with the rest of his body in "That" photo. JockGit and Tesco Value scotch gets this one.

And Finally...

The Sir Die Aloty Award for 5punker Of The Year
I nearly went for Dog Pants here, due to his dedication to the modding role he has taken on. Many is the time I've prodded him to Beef on xfire, to get the response "I can't yet, I've got 5 pages of posts to read first". However, I think it should go to WEY, since he has never lost sight of what he wants 5punk to be, and has always ensured that we stay on the right track.

However, 5punk wouldn't be what it is without all its members, so I think everyone in the top 40 posters deserves a special mention.

[friznit]

Spammer Of The Year Award
Berk. Nuff said.

Most Potential As A Vampire Award
For a while, Mordeth Lestok came close, disrupting the space-time continuum and racking up an incredible 162hrs in one week on Eve. However Hehulk fire bombed his home and forced him into hiding with no internets.

Pimp Of The Year
Has to be Dres (Centeredgedesign). It's a pity so few of you see him in action in game. His endless patience, kindness to new players and dedication has contributed a great deal to 5punkorp and therefore to 5punk.

Nazi Of The Year
Pants of Dog, for removing swastikas from the forum. Oh the irony.

Monkey-At-A-Keyboard Award
Difficult one. Clearly it's between Pete and Ty. I'm going to go for Pete, since Ty finishes his sentences more often.

Bastard Of The Year
Stoat. You move like they do.

Liver Of The Year
I'm going to go for Berk. He has vodka for breakfast.

The Sir Die Aloty Award for 5punker Of The Year
I'd really like to nominate the whole 5punk community. I've only ever met one of you (and you still owe me lunch) but what a great bunch you all are. But since that's probably not very helpful, I'll say WEY for making it all happen.

[spoodie]

Spoodie - Well, for just being Spoodie, and always adding an element of fun to everything, along with some very good postings in sticky situations which require a bit of tact.

With a mention of my name these awards are now valid, thanks WEY, appreciated. So I'll have a stab at nominating people even though I don't really understand these awards.

Spammer Of The Year Award
Berk I guess. He posts a lot, is often helpful and although he can be insulting I don't believe he's ever truly malicious.

Most Potential As A Vampire Award
Deject, for clocking up and unholy amount of hours on Beef.

Pimp Of The Year
WEY. Lots of work in improving the site and raising the profile.

Nazi Of The Year
Lat, you pedantic bastard.

Monkey-At-A-Keyboard Award
Ty, for obvious reasons.

Bastard Of The Year
Grimmie, while not really to my taste there's obvious talent there.

Liver Of The Year
DogPants, for the vomit/sink thing.

The Sir Die Aloty Award for 5punker Of The Year
Stoat, for the codez.

[Sheriff Fatman]

Spammer Of The Year Award
Berk. His posts are usually him giving us his opinion on just about anything, and are often helpful, so not technically spam. However the numbers speak for themselves.

Most Potential As A Vampire Award
There can be only one.

Pimp Of The Year
CentredEdgeDesign. I only spent a short time in Eve but the constant trickle of new players into Fw4ppers was very impressive to say the least. Also, all the evemails he sends trying to manage who is doing what and where and generally trying to help everyone deserves a pat on the back.

Nazi Of The Year
Chien Pantalons. Always poking his nose in when a good 'LOL! INTERNET FIGHTZ' is brewing.

Monkey-At-A-Keyboard Award
Ty, although I do feel that it is often due to the cocktail of substances and alcohol racing around his bloodstream.

Bastard Of The Year
Stoat. I have no ability with web design at all, so anything he does makes me gasp like a 12th century peasant watching television for the first time. Spoodies' ability to have an impact kitten picture for any occasion makes me grin as well.

Liver Of The Year
Berk again. His devotion to the distilling industry is amazing.
"The best thing about getting up at five in the afternoon is that you can have a vodka and coke straight away".

And Finally...

The Sir Die Aloty Award for 5punker Of The Year
Hmmm, a toughy. Doggers, Berk and Stoat do so much work keeping this place ship shape so they deserve an honourable mention, but I will have to say WEY.
I wouldn't have the patience to try and run a web site, any website, let alone a website inhabited by us lot. Managing to organise this place whilst keeping it looking, running, and most importantly feeling like it does merits very high praise.

There are so many other people that make this place what it is though, all the forum mods, all the people who are enthusiastic about getting games going, the people who have me crying with laughter on TS, the people who command tanks in the battlefield whilst still remaining utterly hatstand, the LANs and just the general humour of this place.

I fucking love you cunts!:likesitall:

[Dog Pants]

Spoodie's comment about not understanding these awards and several of you's comments on how everyone deserves praise has raised a good point. These awards are really just a tongue-in-cheek way of saying thanks and having a bit of a laugh about our antics over the last year. They're certainly not meant to make anyone feel excluded or to be any form of elitism (half of the awards are hardly accolades anyway!).

The best way I can thank all you guys is by pointing out how little work I have to do. 5punk remains an oasis in the sea of 'ZOMG U N00b' because of the people who post here and who play the games. There isn't a single 5punker who I feel is out of place, or who I'd rather didn't post (possibly down to the Berk felcher though). Also, as B3ta sometimes proves, is could be easy for us to get insular and elitist and to alienate new members, but constant praise by new members of the 'introduce yourself' forum and some very well-informed and constructive (and some daft) posts by newer members proves that we're keeping the 5punky atmosphere alive.

There's loads of people I'd like to give special mention to, but to do so would alienate anyone I might miss and I genuinely think everyone - from us with thousands of posts to those with only a few - makes a great contribution. Cheers guys

[Chickenz]

Spammer Of The Year Award
Like everybody else i have to say berk, he just a lean mean spamming/post whoring/opinionated kind of guy.

Most Potential As A Vampire Award
Eyes Hehulk suspiciously......no not you,im gonna say Grimmie. After checking everyones xfire profiles he has single handidly whored most games up to 30+ hours plus now thats good going.

Pimp Of The Year
Id like to say me (horses whoring and introducing) but i wont, nor will i say this eve chap. Sure hes introduced a lot of members but if they dont leave there little ''club'' to post elsewhere then that doesnt count in my eyes. So im gonna say WEY, almost as year as a member and the ethic of 5punk still hasnt changed....FUN FUN FUN

Nazi Of The Year
Dog Pants gets mine again as his ability to ninja edit is un-paralleled.

Monkey-At-A-Keyboard Award
TY wins hands down. ive sat and gone 'eh' way to many times reading his posts/xfire messages and messenger chats.

Bastard Of The Year
Stoat and his ability to code things that i cant see possible

Liver Of The Year
4 choices here:
Berk and his vodka
Pants and the Lan incident
Ty in general
Pnut and his ethos of ''the more strongbow i drink the better i aim in beef''
Im gonna have to say pants at the brummy lan.

And Finally...

The Sir Die Aloty Award for 5punker Of The Year
The 60 or so people that are online almost everyday of the year no matter where they are or what there doing. There the people that keep this going there: Targets, friends, imbeciles, people to abuse, lan goers, 5punk pimpers, gaming alcholics and for that i salute you.

[Dog Pants]

Nazi Of The Year
Dog Pants gets mine again as his ability to ninja edit is un-paralleled.

Where do I get this reputation from? The only editing I do is extremely un-ninja, as Duke of Ted can recently attest. Thanks anyway

The Sir Die Aloty Award for 5punker Of The Year
The 60 or so people that are online almost everyday of the year no matter where they are or what there doing. There the people that keep this going there: Targets, friends, imbeciles, people to abuse, lan goers, 5punk pimpers, gaming alcholics and for that i salute you.

You summed up what I was trying to say earlier better than I could.

[Dr. kitteny berk]

Spammer Of The Year Award
me, just because i am.

Most Potential As A Vampire Award
grimmie, because he appears to play everything.

Pimp Of The Year
centeredgedesign even though very few of them ventured out of the eve forum, and neither of them make sense.

Nazi Of The Year
Lat, for +10 grammar nazi

Monkey-At-A-Keyboard Award
Ty, with those pete and dolly people a close second

Bastard Of The Year
stoat

Liver Of The Year
I'm not gonna give this to DP, as about a bowlful of that beer never made it to his liver.

I suspect sheriff, just for the constantly drunk thing he has going on a lot of the time.

The Sir Die Aloty Award for 5punker Of The Year
WEY, for all the reasons above. or ROBO, for providing some of the funniest moments i've seen on 5punk.

[amblin]

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[ProfHawking]

It's not just on spelling they need educating, but also grammar, and proper construction of sentences. A lot of work lies ahead I fear.

Spammer Of The Year Award
Berk no question. His brain appears to have absorbed the entire intamaweb. Google comes to him when they are stuck.

Most Potential As A Vampire Award
Possibly Ty, due to odd sleep patterns, a penchant for black, and generally drinking weird fluids. BUT, i dont think hehulk can be deprived of his fake teeth and red-cape.

Pimp Of The Year
I never venture onto the Eve section, so i have to ignore anything to do with that. I dont think i can vote on this, as i dont know where the new users are coming from. However, whoever awoke Dolly Parton and Peter Armstrong should be tarred and feathered.

Nazi Of The Year
Dog Pants. Great input into the site, and very quick on the profanity buzzer.


Monkey-At-A-Keyboard Award
I would go for Peter Armstrong, for the unintelligible shit that spurts out in every post. I know how proud of this award Ty is, but i think he has been superseded by this newcomer.

Bastard Of The Year
Stoat's Codez are truely amazing. But, i dont think thats the point of this award - "talented bastard and making us all look like chimps."
I have to give this to Grimmie for his amazing cartoony skillzors.

Liver Of The Year
JockGit. Despite his Tesco Value Whiskey induced coma, no vomit was to be seen.

And Finally...

The Sir Die Aloty Award for 5punker Of The Year
Well, i think this is tricky to pin down. I think I'll go for WEY, as he has kept this site running despite the obvious strains on his time this year! Top man!

To everyone else - 5punk wouldn't be as hilarious or inefficient without everybody here! Congratulations are due!