Crisps

Post by **FatherJack** » September 18th, 2006, 15:02

I'd never shop anywhere or buy anything if I believed all these "Nike use slave labour", "McDonald's support terrorists" stories.

I won't be shopping at Asda any more, though. They asked me for ID when I was buying beer and wouldn't accept the ancient, faded parchment that is my driving license as it didn't have my picture on it. That's because they didn't HAVE photo driving licenses when it was issued FUCKNUTS!!!!1!1!1

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » September 18th, 2006, 15:08

FatherJack wrote:I won't be shopping at Asda any more, though. They asked me for ID when I was buying beer and wouldn't accept the ancient, faded parchment that is my driving license as it didn't have my picture on it. That's because they didn't HAVE photo driving licenses when it was issued FUCKNUTS!!!!1!1!1

Was it a permit for operating a horseless carriage?

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » September 18th, 2006, 15:14

deject wrote:OOoooooo, mango chilli! that sounds deliscious!

DO NOT BE DECIEVED

They're rubbish, the wording on the back says something like

"Get ready for a 30 seconds of mouth entertainment"

Bollocks, I rang up the number on the back but unfortunately they were closed so I couldn't tell them about my dissatisfaction.

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » September 18th, 2006, 15:18

I've never tried them myself but not too keen on the idea. I just wanted to try all the flavours.

Post by **FatherJack** » September 18th, 2006, 15:18

spoodie wrote:Was it a permit for operating a horseless carriage?

'twas for Slave Driving, but that's not the point.

cockweasle · Post by **cockweasle** » September 20th, 2006, 13:41

Roast beef and mustard brannigan's are king crisp in my opinion. Also, McCoy's are most excellent particularly Chilli flavour. Cheese wotsits are good on a roll with ham and butter.

Woo Elephant Yeah

Oh no, it's another fucking "what's your favourite type of cheese" thread

I refuse to reply to it... oh wait, hang on a minute.....

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » September 25th, 2006, 16:12

FatherJack wrote:McCoy's have some interesting Pub Grub flavours out at the moment - the sausage one's a bit iffy (as sausage crisps usually are)

I bought a 6 pack of Pub Grub today and I'm liking the sausage ones actually. Very Cumberlandy.

Also Kettle Chips - Double Gloucester and Red Onion are awesone and I don't usually eat cheese and onion.

Post by **Dog Pants** » October 2nd, 2006, 19:51

spoodie wrote:I'm liking the sausage

Aaahahahaha!

/Puerile

Post by **TezzRexx** » October 2nd, 2006, 21:26

My favourite's either Thai sweet chilli or T-Bone steak! 8D

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » October 3rd, 2006, 7:22

Dog Pants wrote:Aaahahahaha!

/Puerile

pffft

Post by **Grimmie** » October 3rd, 2006, 9:31

Come ON Smoky Bacon!
King of pig plavoured crisps!

Duke of Ted · Post by **Duke of Ted** » October 3rd, 2006, 19:24

is there such a thing as egg and bacon flavour crisps?

good idea? or product of a twisted mind?

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » October 3rd, 2006, 19:32

Duke of Ted wrote:is there such a thing as egg and bacon flavour crisps?

good idea? or product of a twisted mind?

I bet they would be the worst smelling crisps in history. I don't even know of any egg on it's own flavoured crisps, they've probably tested the idea though. I wonder what other strange flavours have been tested?

Post by **FatherJack** » October 3rd, 2006, 20:31

spoodie wrote:I bet they would be the worst smelling crisps in history. I don't even know of any egg on it's own flavoured crisps, they've probably tested the idea though. I wonder what other strange flavours have been tested?

Eggs and chips is great, so I'd guess someone'd thought of it. Bound to smell like farts though. Bit like fish flavour - prawn and scampi's all I've tried.

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » March 2nd, 2007, 12:04

ZOMG! The Monster Munch packaging has changed. Has anyone else had any crisp related excitement lately?

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » March 2nd, 2007, 12:12

I went to a café yesterday for lunch and was offered the choice of nachos or salad to accompany my bacon, brie and cranberry ciabatta. I opted for the nachos, and rather than receiving the tortilla chips I was expecting, I was given a few plain potato crisps, and not even decent ones at that. I was almost tempted to go to trading standards about this false-advertising, but instead I ate my lunch and went back to work. The ciabatta was lovely, and remains a firm favourite of mine.

Today, I am likely to have either Prawn Cocktail or BBQ Rib flavoured Walkers crisps with my sandwich and soup from the canteen. Worchester Sauce isn't available which is unfortunate.

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » March 2nd, 2007, 12:25

i'm rather fond of the kettle chips spoodie mentioned. i was pretty surpised they sell those in ikea, of all places. also, regular paprika or otherwise sour cream.

Post by **FatherJack** » March 2nd, 2007, 12:37

Hula Hoops are doing a space-themed pack at the moment, they contain "Moon Cheese" with are a rather weak version of vaguely cream-cheesyness and a surprisingly not-too-harsh Tomato Ketchup. Most entertainingly, on the back of the packet, they suggest "building a space rocket", by placing four 'hoops together on the table, then adding more vertically in the middle. The diagram looks like a hand grabbing the tip of a crudely-constructed model cock.

Yay, for crisp-related news.

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » March 2nd, 2007, 13:07

*sighs*

I think 5punk needs a food forum

Crisps

What's your favourite crisp flavour?