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[Dr. kitteny berk]

Balls. My sister has problems with her ears (small ear canals, apparently) which means she needs them sorted out at regular intervals. If the candles didnt work, she would be unable to hear.

Read the words more carefully

give the impression that you've just unloaded a lot more wax than you actually have,

it may be that they lie about the quantity they remove but the amount they do get out is enough to let your sister hear.

[cashy]

that otex shit is pretty good, you can hear it bubbling away XD

[pixie pie]

that otex shit is pretty good, you can hear it bubbling away XD

If I wanted to bubble my ears out, I'd use sulphuric acid..

[Joose]

it may be that they lie about the quantity they remove but the amount they do get out is enough to let your sister hear.

I read it fine Berk. Learn to read *between* the lines. What I meant was my sister needs this kind of thing for medical reasons, and has therefore looked into it thoroughly, and concluded that the candles work the best.

[Dr. kitteny berk]

I read it fine Berk. Learn to read *between* the lines. What I meant was my sister needs this kind of thing for medical reasons, and has therefore looked into it thoroughly, and concluded that the candles work the best.

I'm not convinced either way, it all seems iffy to me.

What do the candles pull from her ears?

Do the candles to anything a cotton bud couldn't (which i've been jamming in my ears for years with no issues)

Has she actually tried seeing a doctor? (internet diagnoses are often very wrong, IME)

Also try reading this


Now, i'm not saying it does or doesn't work, but actual, real evidence is good.

[Roman Totale]

From that Wiki page:

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The Colon Therapists Network website says...

Christ, they have arse candles too now?

[Dr. kitteny berk]

Colon Hydrotherapy

[Joose]

I'm not convinced either way, it all seems iffy to me.

What do the candles pull from her ears?

Do the candles to anything a cotton bud couldn't (which i've been jamming in my ears for years with no issues)

Has she actually tried seeing a doctor? (internet diagnoses are often very wrong, IME)

Also try reading this


Now, i'm not saying it does or doesn't work, but actual, real evidence is good.

Pulls wax out. Presumably. Im not claiming to be an expert in it myself, but the problem she has is wax, so I guess thats what it pulls out.

Yes, she has been to the doctor, which is how she knows its due to her tiny ears. He actually suggested trying the candles (or that otex stuff) due to the fact that regular syringing is a bad plan, as it *will* cause damage over time. Cotton buds, in her case, just wont work, as they wont fit. However, he also said that you should never, ever stick hard things (including cotton buds on a stick) in your ear, as theres a chance of poking it through something sensitive. Often you wont, but he wouldnt risk it.

[Dr. kitteny berk]

Stuff

Seems fair.

[cashy]

my doctor once told me never to stick anything smaller than my elbow in my ear

[Joose]

my doctor once told me never to stick anything smaller than my elbow in my ear

That always makes me fear that some eejit is going to try and actually achieve that.

[Dr. kitteny berk]

*sticks one of those little foam footballs in his ear*

[Woo Elephant Yeah]

I've been having real problems with hearing certain sounds recently, and I think I need my ears syringed, so I might actually give these candle things a go, and let you know the results.

[spoodie]

Is it like that bit in Shrek when he sits down to dinner and pulls wax out of his ear to make a candle?

[cashy]

ive recently gone completely deaf in the left ear, its only about a year after getting them syringed last time though so looks like im gonna have to try some voodoo techniques myself