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Sheriff Fatman · Post by **Sheriff Fatman** » April 25th, 2006, 22:32

Well since I have broken my posting seal in the Beef forum it seems only correct to say hello to the wider world of 5punk; so here it is: hello.

Mostly (almost exclusively) PC games of all types, favourites are (in no particular order), Champ Manager (since the first Amiga ver), DAoC, SP action RPG's (Deus Ex, Vampire:TM, System Shock), Elder Scrolls (Daggerfall and Oblivion), WoW (briefly), CoD, Americas Army, BF2 and shed loads of others that have been bought and never finished.

I also have an X(tremely heavy)-Box but it rarely gets used because console games annoy the hell out of me.

That is all.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 25th, 2006, 22:33

Loes!

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » April 25th, 2006, 22:34

Loes again!

See you Eve'rs - we get new faces too!

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 25th, 2006, 22:35

Lateralus wrote:Loes again!

See you Eve'rs - we get new faces too!

and these are polite enough to say hello

Post by **TezzRexx** » April 25th, 2006, 22:37

Herro!

Post by **Grimmie** » April 25th, 2006, 22:42

Hello there! Greets! Welcome etc!
My name is Grimmie, I am the resident Grimmie.

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » April 25th, 2006, 22:55

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
Lateralus wrote:Loes again!

See you Eve'rs - we get new faces too!
and these are polite enough to say hello

My appoligies mr Berk God Sir, but we were being nice and polite, or we though we were, or allowing you to get on with a game when you were quite clearly in the middle of trying to cordinate something. FUck knows I don't like being interrupted when I scouting for a bunch of haulers in 0.0.

Hola New(ish) Person!

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 25th, 2006, 22:57

Hehulk wrote:My appoligies mr Berk God Sir, but we were being nice and polite, or we though we were, or allowing you to get on with a game when you were quite clearly in the middle of trying to cordinate something. FUck knows I don't like being interrupted when I scouting for a bunch of haulers in 0.0.

Don't get your knickers in a twist, it's only a game.

Post by **deject** » April 25th, 2006, 23:17

Wilkommen Herr Fatman!

Post by **FatherJack** » April 25th, 2006, 23:17

Greetings!

Here's to all my unfinished games!

TheJockGit · Post by **TheJockGit** » April 25th, 2006, 23:22

FatherJack wrote: Here's to all my unfinished games!

I totally agree good sir... I have a cupboard full of them... and Hi or "Yo" (see you can still be hip and trendy at 41) to the Fatman, welcome to the sticky stuff.

Duke of Ted · Post by **Duke of Ted** » April 26th, 2006, 5:33

ooh, the one and only Sherrif Fatman

hello

Fred Woogle · Post by **Fred Woogle** » April 26th, 2006, 6:16

loes!

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » April 26th, 2006, 7:39

Welcome to teh sticky stuff

From the sounds of your gaming history, you should fit right in

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 26th, 2006, 8:02

Loes!

Pull up a kitten and make yourself at home.

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » April 26th, 2006, 8:47

Hello you

I have some background information on our new person:

Sheriff Fatman started out in business
as a granny farmer
he was infamous for fifteen minutes
and he appeared in Panorama
Then he somehow got himself on board
The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme
With a Prince of Wales award
for pushing valium and amphetamines
Now he's moving up onto second base
behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface
At six foot six and a hundred tons
the undisputed king of the slums
With more alias' than Klaus Barbie
the master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
Just about to take the stage
the one and only
hold the front page
Fatman's got something to sell
to the capital's homeless
At The Crossroads Motel
for the no-fixed-abodeless
Where you can live life in style
you can sleep in a closet
And if you flash him a smile
he'll take your teeth as deposit
There's bats in the belfry
the windows are jammed
The toilets ain't healthy
and he don't give a damn
he just chuckles and smiles
and laughs like a madman,
a born again Rachman
Here comes Sheriff Fatman
With his valium, amphetamines
his sick notes and his phoney prescriptions
And just when you thought it was safe
to go back into the kitchen, Dead legs and cracked heads
Bunk-beds and breakfasts
Wake up you sleepy headcases . . . check this . . .
Moving up now to take the place
of Nicholas Van Wotsisface
At six foot six and a hundred tons
the undisputed king of the slums
With more alias' than Klaus Barbie
the master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
In a hatchback from Notre Dame,
the one and only Sheriff Fatman
In goes another left hook
and now I'm losing my patience
Someone call up Roger Cook and The United Nations
he's buying up houses for hasbeens (help me)
From Lands End to Southend and Chelsea
There's bats in the belfrey
the windows are jammed
The toilets ain't healthy
he don't give a damn
He just chuckles and smiles
and laughs like a madman
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you . . .
SHERIFF FATMAN!

Sheriff Fatman · Post by **Sheriff Fatman** » April 26th, 2006, 11:16

Haha! It's all true!

Watch your teeth :D

Post by **Joose** » April 26th, 2006, 11:23

Dr. kitteny berk wrote: Don't get your knickers in a twist, it's only a game.

also:

LOES!

amblin · Post by **amblin** » April 26th, 2006, 12:13

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » April 26th, 2006, 12:18

Hands off you!

This ones ours!