
Orbits work by getting an object (call it A) moving around another object (call it B) at the right velocity. If you have the velocity of object A parallel to the surface of object B, and get it so that it wants to move away from object B the exact same amount that gravity wants to pull it towards object B, it will just keep spinning around at the same height. As long as there are no other factors involved (nothing hits it, no atmosphere to slow it down etc) and you get the speed exactly right then it will keep doing this for ever. All pretty simple stuff.
One of the fundamental bits of relativity is that everything is only moving from the point of view of something else. In other words, there is no such thing as an object having a definitive speed. For example, if I am sat in a car going down the motorway, I am moving at 0mph compared to the car, 70mph compared to the road, if you take into account the spin of the earth I am going about 100mph, if you take into account the orbit of the earth around the sun I'm going at about 67000mph, and so on. All of the above are (roughly) accurate descriptions of how fast I am going, all at the same time, just taken in different frames of reference.
Now, this is the bit that makes my brain go "nope" and fuck off without me:
Imagine a universe that is empty of everything other than a single planet. Put a geostationary satellite in orbit around the planet. Although the satellite is orbiting the planet it is staying over the exact same point of the planet at all times. So, from the frame of reference of the planet, the satellite isn't moving. So why the fuck is it still in orbit, and not crashing into the planet? If its not moving, there is no velocity to counteract the effects of gravity! But that suggests that if all the other stuff in the universe were to suddenly disappear, all of the Earths geostationary satellites would fall down, which definitely doesn't sound right to me.
Anyone got an explanation that works?