Worst RPG ever.

[Joose]

Oh my god.

and then a rebuttal by the author.

I particularly like the way the author counters the reviewers claim that it is "the date rape RPG" by saying "Where is dating included?"

What? What?

[HereComesPete]

no dating, just raping. What kind of sick fuck wants to date people!

[HereComesPete]

I'm totally downloading this, I want to learn by heart the vaginal circumference rules.

[Roman Totale]

As far as I know, the gigantic and magically altered scrotum is only a single instance in Appendix 3: Random Magical Effects

a belly button is listed as less crucial regarding hacking a torso than, say, hacking a lumbar vertebrae

Brilliant

[deject]

I just had a brilliant* idea. Instead of anything having numbers, it's all dice rolls. Your attributes are d8 rolls. When you're trying to do an action, you roll a d10 to see how many d6 you roll to beat a goal set by a d8. It'd be called FUCKING DICE. I'd have to figure out some way to work in recursive dice rolls and chaining out everything into like 3 or 4 dice rolls.


*May not actually be brilliant.

[deject]

Of course, no true discussion of FATAL would be complete without Hymen Resistance, too. This is a 5d20 roll for female virgins, the result of which is the percent chance per intercourse that the hymen will resist breaking. They must grow membranes pretty tough in FATALworld...the average roll for that is around 52%, and I'm pretty damn sure they break way more often than that.

wat

[buzzmong]

I gave up. Bizzare and shit. Not amusing shit, just shit.