Love it! A man who can't hold his liquor. I'm so taking that pic n plastering it about for his b'day, please feel free to share any more
Personally I'm quite capable of drinking plenty, however, cider's a killer for me and has resulted in banishment from establishments because of stripping. Basically, (ok this probably isn't the wisest admittance), 2 pints of cider and i do tend to do ANYTHING for a dare. Hence the fact I think that this Jockbash thing for me is a no go!
I thought his mother was bad showing me his baby photo's! These sooooooooooooooooooo top that! Thanks guys!
Also thank you for the welcomes, I am, however, now considerably concerned that I'm having a child by a man who is still technically a child. This is going to end badly, I can see massive injuries occurring!
Thanks tho. Also, loving the pics of Berk. So thinking of ways to be mean with them now, please forward more damaging ones on to me too. Could land him in a nice predicament at some point I'm sure
Wifeyberk wrote:...I am, however, now considerably concerned that I'm having a child by a man who is still technically a child...
Most of us suffer from being a man child, Berk jut happens to couple it with some impulse control problems and a dose of mental. But that's what makes him so loveable right?!
Also, no physical scarring from Berk, but plenty of horrors from Hehulk's denim snake.
Yeah the impulse control thing is an issue... we both have it. On that score, we're both very alike. I wanna buy old classic cars, like mustangs, Trans am's, a 1958 plymouth Fury... and Berk fixes them. Also the same with computers. I break them, He fixes them. So that works out well
Also, the cooking is to die for. Basically the only reason I love him so much. I hate to say this, but without his chicken tikka it'd be dead in the water already
Hi there, i've heard much about you Jock. Pleased to meet you. Also, i'm used to stomaching rough rides. I am dating Berk don't forget. (i wish i could forget!!)
Also, liver condition... would this be because of the insane amount of alcolols drank on these Jockbashes of yours?
Chickenz wrote:Loes, taken me me a while to say it as I'm being a dirty lurker atm.
Now have visions of you in a camel trench coat, hairy legs showing underneath and dodgy arm movements going on whilst hands in pockets... How far am i off on that ??
Thanks Guys, apparently nothing can forewarn you about the antics of a pissed Berk. I had to learn for myself. With some rather hilarious consequences. For example. He snogged his pillow. Then proceeded a conversation about his watch, which although told the time, was sparkly. High amusement on my behalf. Also, jut as i feel this may crop up in one of your lives at least once with him, be warned he may randomly scream "stop the car!!!" when pissed because "the clouds look pretty". Just so you all know that stopping on a one track lane, placing hazards on to look at the moon will arouse the attention of the local constabulary.
Oh and just for Lolz and trolling at a later date. Berk: "How can there be a sheet in the something i'm not sleeping on?"
