D&D Adventure #2: Green Shell Suit

Post by **Dog Pants** » October 31st, 2010, 20:15

Hahaha, I'll join in with that. Don't know if the blighter can still hear us though.

Post by **FatherJack** » October 31st, 2010, 20:39

I rattle my sabres in what I hope is a convincing fashion.

Post by **Grimmie** » October 31st, 2010, 20:57

Surprisingly the footsteps cut short, and hesitant footsteps nearing the door follow.

The door clicks and swings open. There's a respectful but petrified Goblin standing in the doorway with his mouth hanging open, eyes very, very wide. He looks quite disappointed that none of you are Orcs.

Goblin wrote:Where's boss?

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » October 31st, 2010, 21:10

I'll shove the newcomer goblin inside and close the door.

Thoroar wrote:What's the deal with the orc business? You better start talking.

I'll point my hands at him as if I could cast a spell on him at any moment.
(Which.. I probably could.)

Post by **FatherJack** » October 31st, 2010, 21:22

I guess they need some time alone.

Post by **Grimmie** » October 31st, 2010, 21:36

He starts gibbering in a language you don't understand.
Forenrond can translate it to something along the lines of..

Goblin wrote:Holy shit! You lied! Get off me, get off me!

You can always try intimidating him with an Intimidate check?
You've got 16 to beat.

Post by **Roman Totale** » October 31st, 2010, 22:23

FatherJack wrote:I guess they need some time alone.

Glibberig wrote:I wonder why Thoroar doesn't want us to see what he's doing with that goblin?

Glibberig wrote:I know of a half-elf called Thoroar
Who does things to goblins behind closed doors
We're embarrassed to ask
Does he think it's a lass?
And will he treat the poor thing like a cheap whore?

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » November 1st, 2010, 2:52

Let me clarify: inside as in into the room we're in. I closed the door just so we have a slightly smaller chance of stuff walking in on us.

Is it usable untrained? If it is, it's a pass!
Roll(1d20)+0:
17,+0
Total:17

(Also, I believe there might be a +4 bonus on that, since it's a smaller size category)

I'll grab my staff and pin the goblin up against the wall with one of its ends.

Thoroar wrote:You're a smart one, aren't you? Last chance, goblin, spill.

Post by **Grimmie** » November 1st, 2010, 8:42

The Goblin opens his mouth to let out what he hopes is a shrill squeal, but not a sound comes out, his legs kicking out against the wall you've mashed him up against. He looks absolutely petrified.

He doesn't speak common, but gets the idea. Forenrond can translate.

Okay okay! There's an Orc! He's the boss now!
Says he doesn't want treasure, wants heads instead!

Just following orders, don't hurt us!
Let me go, and go away, won't chase you!

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » November 1st, 2010, 12:30

Thoroar wrote:Shankley, get over here, I need someone to translate for me.

Assuming he already translated that stuff for us.

Thoroar wrote:Ask him where this orc is and what he orders them to do exactly.

Post by **Dog Pants** » November 1st, 2010, 17:03

I'll translate, although the goblin might well understand common.

Post by **Grimmie** » November 1st, 2010, 17:50

He hisses and whispers, dropping his mace to grab at the staff holding him back.

Goblin wrote:He wants us to kill! Never killed for Munx, just steal!
Different, now! Different now Bogrot is in charge.

His voice croaks and begins to get hoarse.

Goblin wrote:Orcs are boss now, see for yourself, just let me go!

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » November 1st, 2010, 18:07

Thoroar wrote:Good. Very good. You're free to go...

...if you take us to this Bogrot.

I'll loosen the staff slightly.

Post by **Roman Totale** » November 1st, 2010, 21:16

Glibberig wrote:Yes! Take us to Bogrot! We will tease him about his silly name until he runs away crying!

Bogrot, Bogrot!
Doesn't wash his bum a lot!

Post by **Dog Pants** » November 1st, 2010, 21:44

Post by **Grimmie** » November 2nd, 2010, 12:09

He's getting very frustrated now, grabbing at your staff to pluck it away from his chest.

Goblin wrote:Yes, yes! Just let me go and I'll take you there!

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » November 2nd, 2010, 16:57

I'll release him for now.

Thoroar wrote:Try anything and you're toast. Lead the way. Make sure none of your little friends interfere.

(to Shankley) You should keep an ear on him.

Post by **Roman Totale** » November 2nd, 2010, 17:52

Glibberig wrote:Mr. Thor, you lead the way back down the tunnel. Goblin man, hold on to Thor's waist. Wizard man, keep your staff in the small of his back. Then Orovan, then me.

Now the most important part: as we walk back down the corridor, when I clap once kick out your left leg, and when I clap twice kick out your right leg.

Coordination is important here! Keep to the beat and kick your feet!

Glibberig begins clapping and dancing, weaving round the others in the cramped space.

Post by **Grimmie** » November 2nd, 2010, 18:12

The Goblin looks mortified that his plans to run away screaming have been dashed by a brightly-dressed Gnome carrying a banjo.

Marching order, according to said Gnome:
Thor / Goblin / Thoroar / Orovan / Glibberig

Where's Forenrond going in this order, Pants?

Post by **Dog Pants** » November 2nd, 2010, 18:52

If we're doing the conga I'm going at the back. Where every thief should be.