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TITS!
I've played this game on and off for a few years, rediscovered it two years ago in college for a few months, and I'm playing it again now (as of about two weeks ago) If anyone's interested in joining a "Real" nation with maps and stuff to roleplay (Which I think is unlikely?) Come and tell me.

Its set on a planet called Frulegur.
The region is called Esher.
(/mild eve-online reference.)
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Grimmie wrote:If anyone's interested in joining a "Real" nation with maps and stuff to roleplay (Which I think is unlikely?) Come and tell me
You only have 1 nation!, "despatch war rocket Ajax!!!"
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Lateralus wrote:I vote we should have a regional flag, which all countries in our region can use, with varied colours if the wish.
Oh go on then, seeing as you're the most powerful and only nuclear-equipped* nation in the region.

But I'm keeping my banana.

*But not for long
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Lateralus wrote:I vote we should have a regional flag, which all countries in our region can use, with varied colours if the wish. Looking at the current flag for The Most Serene Republic of Sidney Grove, I realised that it should be a Goatse based flag. Its just so obvious!
Yeah good idea, but I don't think any actual goatse images should be in the design, just an artistic interpretation, and maybe in blue and white 5punk colours :D

2 of our nations are now UN members, prepare for regional representative voting wars!!
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could soon be a third member as the Most Serene Nation of Violent Bummings has applied to join too :?
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fabyak wrote:could soon be a third member as the Most Serene Nation of Violent Bummings has applied to join too :?
I wondered who that was!, yay for United Nations and vote rigging!!!
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As has the Colony of Kebabana. I can't see us subverting the UN, but I'm sure going to try!
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Dog Pants wrote:As has the Colony of Kebabana. I can't see us subverting the UN, but I'm sure going to try!
Well no, but we can try!! (or pretend)
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even as we speak, the armed republic of ploombeh, is winging its way to spunktopialand
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Post by Sol »

I'm the proud owner of the country Zomg lol
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The Holy Empire of Joose is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 91 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defence. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38%. A healthy private sector is led by the Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports industries.

Psychological disorders are a taboo subject, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, euthanasia is legal, and Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police horse and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joose's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the spoon.


Hooray for me!
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Post by Dr. kitteny berk »

amblin wrote:*invests in spoons*

So now... I have a nation. I have a populace. How do I have a war? :twisted:
suggest the leader of another country, may or may not have had intimate relations, with a goat.
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