Shitty Action Movies

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » October 22nd, 2007, 18:41

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
You're getting shit and FUCKING AWESOME confused again.

However, transporter 2 is probably worthy of the list. and crank, that's fucking bad

actually, i thought both the transporter movies gave me the same sense of amusement. but the first one is indeed the better one.

pixie pie · Post by **pixie pie** » October 22nd, 2007, 18:41

Not as much action per se, but awesomely shitty has to be "The One Armed Swordsman". Many laughs/"Ha he has one arm"s to be had.

Nickface · Post by **Nickface** » October 22nd, 2007, 18:44

I will also add, the movie that we're watching this week will be <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091828/">Raw Deal</a>

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » October 22nd, 2007, 20:14

Personally I can't watch the more recent shitty action films, they're too slick. However Runaway is from the 80s, features Gene Simmons as the bad guy and the human moustache, Tom Selleck as the hero.

Duke of Ted · Post by **Duke of Ted** » October 22nd, 2007, 21:28

Navy SEALS!

and Cobra

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » October 22nd, 2007, 22:17

Layer Cake missed the spot a bit for me. I thought it was ok, but it tried a bit too hard and as a result failed slightly I thought. I enjoyed watching it at the cinema, but haven't bothered since.

MrGreen · Post by **MrGreen** » October 22nd, 2007, 22:29

Lateralus wrote:Layer Cake missed the spot a bit for me. I thought it was ok, but it tried a bit too hard and as a result failed slightly I thought. I enjoyed watching it at the cinema, but haven't bothered since.

LIES!!!

That is all.

MORDETH LESTOK · Post by **MORDETH LESTOK** » October 22nd, 2007, 22:45

Nickface wrote:I will also add, the movie that we're watching this week will be <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091828/">Raw Deal</a>

Should just go for a double feature with Commando then

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » October 23rd, 2007, 6:43

MrGreen wrote:
LIES!!!

That is all.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » October 23rd, 2007, 11:25

spoodie wrote:Personally I can't watch the more recent shitty action films, they're too slick. However Runaway is from the 80s, features Gene Simmons as the bad guy and the human moustache, Tom Selleck as the hero.

I watched that last night, certainly not an action movie, but it was fucking terrible.

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » October 23rd, 2007, 12:08

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:I watched that last night, certainly not an action movie, but it was fucking terrible.

I guess it's not really an action movie but I only remember the ridiculous action bits.

I just noticed it's directed by Michael Crichton and looking at his page there's not only forthcoming remakes of The Andromeda Strain and Westworld but also Jurassic Park 4. Why are they doing this?

Post by **deject** » October 23rd, 2007, 17:06

I have a great movie for you Nickface: Mean Guns

Maximum badness for laughs

MrGreen · Post by **MrGreen** » October 23rd, 2007, 17:34

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0339230/

It's worth a watch, includes that scene with the thrusting gun which is oh, everywhere on the internets.

Nickface · Post by **Nickface** » October 24th, 2007, 0:03

deject wrote:I have a great movie for you Nickface: Mean Guns

Maximum badness for laughs

Consider it added to my Netflix queue. Right behind <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066832/">Billy Jack</a>

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » October 24th, 2007, 0:05

MrGreen wrote:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0339230/

It's worth a watch, includes that scene with the thrusting gun which is oh, everywhere on the internets.

deject wrote:I have a great movie for you Nickface: Mean Guns

Maximum badness for laughs

Abusenet fails me. twice.

Killavodka · Post by **Killavodka** » October 25th, 2007, 23:59

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:crank, that's fucking bad

LIES