Well, once again, Friz has managed to evoke 5punky emotions in all of us, and motivate us to speak up!

(/tin hat, I think that was his motive... tin hat\)
http://www.5punk.co.uk/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=13083
Here I roughly outlined my 'vision' for allowing us to be 5punky, while still helping the alliance in our rag-tag/international/RL-laden/yet definitely 5punky way. Hell, if a person could park a toon in Jita and daily update a link on mineral prices it would be of service to the corp, take only minutes, and save everyone the trouble of doing the same.
As far as the leadership part, I may have a suggestion that will alleviate forum mining, (which I admit can be tedious if you don't manage to get through all of the posts on one login, or can't log in 5 times a day to stay abreast of matters as I do). ANSWER--> the Wiki. (maybe)
Depending on security concerns, we could update operations there, to include the logistical support 'vision' that I have for 5punkorp. Not trying to herd cats, honest, but it's a role that I think we could fulfill well with our combination of talents, playtime, and around-the-clock-i-ness. Comments on wiki-organizing?
Bomber: There are a couple points about inactives to think about that I don't think have been touched on. a) there is a finite number of bodies the corp can accept. At some point we could for-see-ably (spelling?) run into a point where we wouldn't be able to accept players based on a full roster. b) there is a handy corp management tool that shows how long it's been since a member of the corp has logged on, where there currently are, and the number of exotic dancers that are currently carrying 5punky payload from them. (really, it's on there! You can't see that page?) So perhaps the corp mail may not be needed for that aspect, but it would be a good in-game tool to guage corp-related activity. As far as 5punkiness precluding us from being of value to an alliance, I beg to differ. In our own way, we supported the hell out of ISS. We did it in a way that I would argue no other corp in Eve could do. I definitely believe we are an asset, it's the common goal and playtime that's plaguing us now.
5punk is more than a corp though, we have NR, 5punk R&D, and a myriad of alts flying about under different banners/activities. The point I think Friz is after (besides getting us up in arms to prove our passion for 5punkorp) is that 5punkorp central is losing it's 'edge' a bit, and could use sharpening. New members, a new role, more dancers, something needs to happen to rejuvenate the fun factor to keep people coming back and feeling passionate about 5punkorp. If we leave it alone, it'll dry up in the sun and get scraped up and thrown away. Also of note, is that there aren't even 40 people that post on here from 5punkorp, proving that some people just
don't get 5punky, as sad as that may be....
DNE: I can direct you... oh can I direct you.....
Being a soldier by trade, how about being a horse recon? I'm sure we can find a great role for you, and help you with logistics to keep you busy doing things for the alliance, (scouting, harassment, POS surveying) instead of flying about replacing ships and earning isk to buy them. Hell, flying about and shooting jet cans by miners, (and the miners) can be vastly valuable to the alliance, and maybe even fun!
5punkiness is definitely not in short supply, not by what I've seen in this single thread. In that way we are definitely doing just fine!
Also, not nearly enough BEER in here....
Now drink one and pass one to a fellow 5punker! That's an order!!
(Fear, can we do a secure Wiki on the Alliance page? Might be useful there as well, if it's possible)[/i]