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Yep, Threader's ready to walk in front of the caravan as it moves. Cautiously. Keeping his eyes on the "guards", especially Stuart. Fuck that guy.

Threader's ready to move on at this stage, and is looking at the rest of the party expectantly.

I've rejigged my calendar around and freed up some time by quitting my fuckin' job that I hate! So I can go to this now!

If anyone has the opportunity to give me a lift from Manchester that'd be swell as I'm going to be living cheaply for the forseeable future. Otherwise I'll megabus/coach it.

Threader points at the middle guy, flaring his nostrils and pulling the most goddamn death metal face he's ever pulled. Check our wagon and you'll be checking the ground for your teeth. And if I see anyone's hand move for their quiver they'll be in the mud lookin' for their gods-damned fingers too. ...

~~ PIRATE EYES ACTIVATED ~~

Roll(1d20)+0:
14,+0
Total:14

Threader walks towards the men, past Thoon & Thor and pipes up for the first time in this journey:

Threader wrote:Ho, lads! Nothing wrong with our wagon, but something seems to be up with this road. Namely, it's got some junk blocking it. What's with the blockade?

Crossbow drawn. Time to shoot a bolthole into the bigass doubledog, then drop the crossbow after shooting. Oh yeah, then step off the caravan.

Roll(1d20)+3:
10,+3
Total:13

Roll(1d10)+0:
3,+0
Total:3


World's most average marksman.

Wagon circle, guys. Everyone stop while we cane some canine heads in.

Slow pirate.

Roll(1d20)+1:
10,+1
Total:11

Pirate dodge!

Roll(1d20)+3:
19,+3
Total:22

WHAT DO MY PIRATE EYES SEE

Threader is in the caravan.

Roll(1d20)+0:
15,+0
Total:15

Threader stops leaning against a caravan trying to look cool, does his best manly adventurer stance (a feeble hands-on-hips pose that would impress no-one) and nods towards Thoon Vultan.

Threader Jacobson wrote:I'll take you up on that offer, friend. Call me Threader. You one of those drunken fightin' dwarfs?

June 30th is move out day. Inconvenient for me.

X Rebirth

£39.99 of horse shit.

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My megabus arrives at Hill Street at 13:20, it's a couple minute walk from New Street. anywhere special you want to meet for hot coffee, tandy?

pear rekorderlig! apple rekorderlig! passion fruit rekorderlig!

just give me unrelenting food and cider and videogames like it's my life blood

yes I will actually play a videogame I think. which one, 1 or 2?