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There's no chasing, he's on the floor. He didn't actually have hold of the bag, you woke up to see his hand was on it. The hand that dangles at the end of his flapping arm is empty of any money. Cue dramatic music anyway, his priest friends have seen what you've done and decided you need a lesson. R...

With a loud crack, the priests shoulder is wrenched loose, his arm hangs limply where you've dislocated it. He screams, staggers backward and crashes over the door-frame in to the corridor.

But green made a right mess of Brighton!

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/201 ... n-brighton

So, it's always something that gets people pissed off with each other, it's a national election and it's happening this week. We're closer than we've ever been to grand coalitions and minority party rule. I'm not going to ask the obvious, but you can tell us if you want who you're voting for and why...

Heeeyyyyy yoouuuuu guyyysssss! I can't be the reason my forum games stall ALL the time!

Ok, interruption over. FJ - a low chuckle whispers through the room as you head toward the door. The cold begins to ease, the bodies of the congregation, guards and priests scatter the floor, censers sputter as they spark back in to life and release their funeral scents. The black bladed scythe and ...

New avengers is good. Bit too much humour for my liking, but the humour bits are well timed.

It's coming from everywhere above at once. As you stagger forward the wind drops and the hooting and squealing issuing forth from Ealfring and the old high priest stop like the noise was snatched from their throats. The snow continues to fall, the silence is almost total, you can hear your own ragge...

You're getting old pants. DVDs? Why not break out our betamax player and your new fangled walkman??

Boom crit! You're pretty much the only one still concious. The noise emanating from the old priest and the new one is deafening, Ealhfring is scrabbling wildly at his face and throat and coughing lumps of thick jellied blood whilst the keening noises continue to pour from his ruined face. The old pr...

Joose, as Morley approaches the door amongst the crowds of people shuffling in and out the slim figure in the pulpit calls out. You, Gotho wants to see you upstairs! FJ another fort save please. Bits, you're still not concious. Grimmie, he looks at you puzzled. You must be new here sirrah, Borabas i...

My heart yearns, but I'm completing on a house right now and I'm unsure if funds will be available after all the spending I seem to have been signed up for... Hopefully the big fat bonus check will be both of those things and I can put aside a few hundred squids to ensure the descent of Pete upon be...

Grimmie wrote:

You have my attention.

Haha! Sorry to disappoint Grimmie, arcane magic f o r c e s not horses! Although nightmares make for rather win steeds.

Grimmie - He greedily nods his assent at the idea of getting paid at the Oxpit, one of his favourite places to waste his coin. He tells his companions to bugger off to a few bewildered faces and a few grumps, but the mention of payment has worked on them too and they're content to catch him up later...

FJ - if only you'd asked sooner! You unfortunately failed your roll and Noli is feeling weak, light headed and is bent over with horrific cramps and pain, he can barely stand let alone leave. It's not from the fighting. So it's tricky to define exactly why you know its different so some background a...

FJ - The cold in the room is now so frigid that it's caused the faithful and quite a few of the priests to fall unconscious. Breathing the air in is like having icy daggers plunged in to your throat and chest. Can I get a Fortitude save please. All the while the moaning continues from the old high p...

Your crap roll was doing all the work there. He tanked his bluff (dice rolls poor again) against your new roll. He's up to no good. He's a fair bit of the middle option, and some of the third option. Depending upon how you handle him you feel fairly confident he'll actually deliver you unscathed wit...

If you've got dragons I've got wizards! I think however that if the only 'magic' is the dragon, then ballista/arbalests with nets, ropes, cannister shot etc to put down the target, then shoot the living fuck out of it. In terms of castle - you need the view that the mountain top brings, something li...

Grimmie - A swarthy type approaches with a leering wink, he's got a swagger, a gold tooth and quite a few partially concealed weapons. His friends are of a similar constitution. Hello good sirrah, you look like a wrong sort to be walking these streets wot are filled with vagabonds and ruffians, hows...

Turns out I had one, then went and got another so if you want its yours Mr J.