5punk

To be honest the fact that a site full of talented code monkeys and image designers would use a 5 minute paintmash from someone who clearly has no idea about either to base the homepage on tickles me greatly
Crazy fools.

Ha! I'll pass on the nuts this time, but give me a few weeks to get my lazy ass set up with some actual games and i'll no doubt be shooting you all in the goolies

I hear you play games yes? This pleases me.

*Just got a shiny new laptop dance*

My phobia is the female. Thankfully, my career as a gamer has helped to distance me further.

The only real phobia I have is heights, but being an electrician it's probably for the best that I'm stubborn enough not to let it get the best of me.

Today I've been watching <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00kvq4g/Horrible_Histories_Episode_8/">Horrible Histories</a> based on the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horrible_Histories">kid's books</a>, which you probably know well if you're around my age. <3 ...

Army of tutu came out today, already had a blast on it thanks to play. Good game for drunken co-op, if you're the type that actually has geeky friends/ a console, else it's a bit thin by yourself I would think.

Pot helps.

Just got it today as it happens, seems to be fairly epic. Certainly does the original justice.

Well I did it, but it wasn't all that great. Although lesbian sex with an alien is a tough act to follow.

Mass Effect is easily capable of being 25-30 hours long. Got boring after you have freaky alien lesbian sex for me though. Took me just over 7 hours on veteran, seemed to have about the same amount of girth as the first one, just a tad easier in my opinion. I did like the 'Americans are all dicks' ...

While I agree with you I've found that making that kind of statement akin being the man in the middle of the angry mob, hunting Frankenstein's monster, suddenly declaring: "So the monster has made some mistakes, but he hasn't done anything really bad. Why don't we give him the benefit of the d...

I think you missed a point somewhere cashy. True, it's a bitch that the days of being killed by a falling piano are over, which is a shame, but other than the whole server/mod fiasco the entire internet generally seem to be bitching about everything that's different in the game. Give po' man a chan...

Lee wrote:Just played the demo, no way I'm buying that unless I can get it for a fiver. It's exactly the same game as L4D.

Some nice changes, but feels like a mod for the original game if anything. Which is ironic, as the first one felt like a mod for CS:S.

5punk wrote:
RABBLERABBLERABBLE!

Seriously, I don't see why people are so against these changes. So maybe it turns out to be worse than cod4 and somehow ends the universe? Personally I'll take that chance, sure as hell beats playing yet another generic 'epic' cash cow.

OBAMA WANTS CHANGE!

spoodie wrote:lol pc gamers

I guess I will be getting the 360 version then, that's mostly where I play the CoDs anyway.

, call me odd, I just like it that way.

Finally, a CoD thread without someone mentioning how Treyarch is destroying the franchise

The lead singer of Razorlight Johnny Borrell to get me to sleep, he may be a gimp but he sure sings pretty. Or the late Johnny Cash.

As for waking up, I'd cram the entire band of Slipknot into my room. I think that alone would wake me up, it's only a small room.

I think it's more that they get told what cars they will play with, then they decide how to play with it. Got an incredibly boring Porche? Race the mail man with captain slow. Got an Evo from a drug dealer that needs to be destroyed? Ask the army if they fancy blowing it up. Although I do agree, pre...

News Reader wrote: Here is an interesting statistic for you, computers are the number one killer of people killed by computers.

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*Stops reading*

Genuine

I hated it with a passion. No skill to it, just speed-runs. However, I'll be getting it for the multiplayer (should I ever get to play multiplayer again), so I don't really care. General idea was always to dig yourself in and crawl for every inch. Kind of worked. Add into the rage: Civilian casualt...