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Werd! Did he come with instructions? If not we always keep a spare set: 1) The Jockgit should only be fed and watered on single malt - blends or value brands tend to cause excessive Scottishness 2) His teeth should be soaked overnight in a bleach and lime solution - that's how he gets them so spark...

Do you really want that much information, the less you know the safer you are, lol x

Hi there I'm Jockgits beehatch lol ... traumatised... last night he pulled one of his teeth out, then this morning woke up with his son in bed with us (not in a pervy way), god help me... please... (get me out of here!!..lol)